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Why snowblading is bad for skiing
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So i live in a town where the average person skis once or twice a year. So as you can imagine newschool skiing is something the people here know very little about. so im talking to a friend of mine at school the other day he was telling me about how he went tubing at the local ski hill. i told him he should have gone skiing instead. he then tells me he rides "trick skis". so im like what the hell do u mean trick skis? and hes like "u know those really short ones that are only about 2 feet long". he thought he was skiing when he was actually snowblading. so i had to spend the next ten minutes telling him the difference between the two and how he is retarded for snowblading and thinking its a sport. so thats why snowblading is bad for skiing. because people who dont know much about snowsports associate it with skiing or even worse, think that it is skiing.
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thats why snowblading is not skiing...one day someone was just liek"wtf am i doin with these long ass mofos and cut em in half...not the same as skiing.just somethin do dick around on
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word. i have to do the same, i live in eagle (hicktown) idaho,
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yeah i know that and everybody on this site knows that. but the average person who skis once or twice a year doesnt. im just saying it probably makes skiing look gay to people who dont know the difference
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I agree. Snowbladers suck dirty penis. The only reason their "skis" are shorter is because their dicks are too. It is pretty fun watching them attempt to 50/50 boxes though. Keyword, attempt.
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ok who cares. let the thread die
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the other day im ridin up the park lift and some snowblader does a 360 and then falls on his as when he lands (because theres nuthin to land on). then he gets up and he yells to his friend "awww i almost got it" then somebody on the lift yells at him "but u didnt get it cuz snowblading sucks". that made me feel good. at least theres some educated people
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u should care. its prolly similar to being a surfer and then somebody comparing you to a boogie-boarder
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dont get me wrong, i agree that snowblading is gay as fuck and that they are ridiculously easy to spin, but landings are tough biz on those things, think about it...
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the other week on the lift the kids near me saw a snowblader in the park, which btw requires a park pass, and he looked like he was 30, anyway the kids pretty much screamed 'haha snowblader' for a minute pointing and laughing
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Its the snow equivelent to inline skates. Skiing was first. then skating then skateboarding then snowboards then inline skates then snowblades.
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thank you sir. we are all aware
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i saw this snoblader trying to snoblade down a steepass mogul run once it was funny hed like go around the mogulls like one mogul trip and fall and its a long run too lol, i thnk he was pretty fucked
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blades are fun, cause really ridiculous shit can be thrown on them.. like 540s of of flat
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