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5 Min Movie

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If you had to think up a 5 min movie and it had to be hella funny, and something thats actually possible to film and edit what would it be? Any ideas would be awesome. I know alot of people are gonna say porn, and that would be killer but it needs to be funny too.
Jun 22 2003 5:19PM
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CameIToeJam
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i made a five minute movie of some of my buddies and i shooting another kid with over 1000 rounds of paintballs...the screaming in pain just never gets old...i just can never stop laughing from it


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Jun 22 2003 5:23PM
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skip
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
haha, now thats the kinda shit i need for this movie
Jun 22 2003 5:25PM
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Durhoward
Posts: 219 - Karma: 10
5 minutes of destruction would be cool. I dont know about funny, but find some old barn or something and just start tearin it to pieces. Thats always fun to watch.
Jun 22 2003 5:38PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
if it was winter you could throw snowballs at cars and then film it when assholes get out and try to chase you

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Jun 22 2003 5:41PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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yeah definatley breaking shit alot of it

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npublic enemy900: dont get me started on this shit u have a better chance getting raped by a car than fucking urself cause i smoked
Jun 22 2003 7:46PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
porn

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Jun 22 2003 7:53PM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
porn in slow motion.
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Jun 22 2003 9:30PM
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jibtastic
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wait no..make that porn on fast forward.
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Jun 22 2003 9:30PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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how bout throwing snowballs at cars in the summer? They won't know what hit them.

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Jun 22 2003 9:34PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
midget porn!
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Jun 22 2003 10:00PM
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SkeeOrDye
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mini-me screwing pamela anderson, haha
Jun 22 2003 10:23PM
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skip
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
haha, the porn in slow mo was a pretty good idea...keep em coming
Jun 22 2003 11:05PM
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Krongos
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dude, i made a movie of beowulf for school, 8 1/2 minutes long(could prolly be shortened to 5 if you had to), totally joking and not serious, funny as shit
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Jun 22 2003 11:09PM
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ReggaeConcept
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the stuff you need
1. someone breaking a beer bottle on someones head
2. something with gas and fire
3. breaking glass
4. my friend (who is black) made up this thing about having someone dress up as KKK and then chasing him through the mall as a joke and have somone else film...that would be awsome



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Jun 22 2003 11:30PM
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skip
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
the last one....thats perfect, haha, i was thinkin bout a movie called- fun with rascism...nothing bad, just something funny
Jun 22 2003 11:46PM
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Ds91260
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id make a porn where the girl suddenly got the runs
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Jun 22 2003 11:48PM
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Knewnews
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 477
^ that would be the most revolting thing ever i wouldent be able to think of sex for like 2 or 3 min after that.
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Jun 23 2003 3:11AM
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*cowboy*
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haha, beowulf would make a funny movie.. you could break a lot of stuff in it. midget porn? eh
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Jun 23 2003 7:40AM
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Rogge
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my friends and i are doing this kind of stunts movie this summer some of the ex. we're doing are...
1) beer bottle over the head
2) jumping off the back of a boat doing 30 mph
3) some hard core flipping off of clips and i've got one friend who is willing to belly flop of a 20 footer as long as hes guaranteed in the movie
4) hardcore drinking (film at parties because funny shit ALWAYS happens at parties
5) kind of take on the jackass egg eating contest only its a see who can chug a gallon of milk the fastest
6) paintball assassinations

any other ideas are welcome


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Jun 23 2003 10:17AM
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Krongos
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low budget stuff is automatically funny, thats half of the reason beowulf kicked ass
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'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 23 2003 5:59PM
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mammothpunks
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2 of my friends work at the shell station here in mammoth. as soon as a get a nice replica airsoft gun im gonna stick that store up and cause some havok terrorist style and get it on tape


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Jun 23 2003 6:29PM
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Rogge
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^ thats fucked up dude


Mplayer09: there is a thread about u on ns.com

freeskier9001260: there always is
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'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'
-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

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Jun 23 2003 6:52PM
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yeti
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'5) kind of take on the jackass egg eating contest only its a see who can chug a gallon of milk the fastest'

so you mean, just like the jackass milk drinking competition?

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Jun 23 2003 6:59PM
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CalgaryJibber
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ya thats what i was thinkin... its been done with strawberry, choclate and white
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Jun 23 2003 7:40PM
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skip
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that sticking up of the gas station would actually be really funny, as long as someone doesnt think its for real and calls the cops on ya. I got some ideas to work with but lets have some more. my one friend said i should do like 5 min in the life of someone. and someone else suggested i do the a movie bout a guy that wants to be a porn star but cant get an errection- i dont know, but a movie as short as 5 min is harder than i thought
Jun 26 2003 12:34PM
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Newskoolkavana
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we gave this fat kid a helmet and a cup and beat him as hard as we could with wiffle ball bats, next time im guna get it on tape and set it to the music of 'Die Motherfucker Die' by the Ghetto Boys........hahah good times




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Jun 26 2003 1:00PM
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ductapeboy
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i know a kid that made a dog porn. he went around and filmed dogs licking eachothers asses and shit and the odd humping... and like pissing and shit... then he eddited it to porn music and handed it in as his grade 10 shop project. he failed.


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Jun 26 2003 1:02PM
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dspin7x
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k2skier -sorry but your movie sounds pretty lame, all that stuff has been done 1000 times allready and some of the stuff you listed wouldnt have even been funny the first time. just kill yourself
Jun 26 2003 1:41PM
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jibtastic
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1) get a giant suitcase, walk into a crouded mall, and while people are watching, get a small kid(your bro) who would be walking by casually, throw him in the suitcase and toss it down the stairs.
2)dress up in adidas warm-ups, bring in a linoleum mat or something, and a boom box, roll it out in the mall, and start attempting to break dance and top rock.
3)idunno i ran outta ideas now..maybe do 1 and 2 at the same time or something.
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Jun 26 2003 5:05PM
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skifree919
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hahaha jibempyre, that would be so funny watching me and most the kids on this site attempt to breakdance

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Jun 26 2003 10:16PM
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skip
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wow, jibempyer definetly has the best one so far, but i know theres better stuff out there...i mean most of us just sit around and really really funny stuff happens but we never write it down and then end up forgettin about it 10 min later when something else funny happens. So next time something fuckin priceless happens- post it, thank you
Jun 27 2003 12:52AM
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sirjibsalot
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make a porn....but have the people in it make funny sounds a cool facial expressions..
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Jun 27 2003 1:21AM
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P-JO
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yeah make a porn you fuck.. what else woudy ou do with vailua b time.. damn whey idd you think of? you fuck.. jesase, or trippeger happy tiv is funny too..


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