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Hilarious story

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fresshhhh
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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/274495936.html


that bitch got owned
Feb 15 2007 5:34PM
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ArmadaAR4
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haha that IS hilarious...ill be honest i only read the first 2 lines but it was good enough to make me laugh
Feb 15 2007 5:36PM
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*emma*
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thats great
Feb 15 2007 5:40PM
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fresshhhh
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the end is the best
Feb 15 2007 5:41PM
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MadSteezin
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lol!!! That guy is fucking smart! I wonder how old he was.
Feb 15 2007 6:18PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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That's so balla. She got owned so hardcore!
Feb 15 2007 6:27PM
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Canuker
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THAT BITCH GOT PWNED!!!
Feb 15 2007 6:47PM
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lunchmeat
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haha
Feb 15 2007 6:51PM
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Schoening
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soo good
Feb 15 2007 7:01PM
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grams.
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he owned the shit outta her
Feb 15 2007 7:07PM
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freeskier2424
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ahahaha that shit is funny
Feb 15 2007 7:42PM
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poofartpee
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haha dum bitch
Feb 15 2007 8:03PM
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doublexl
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PWNED!
Feb 15 2007 9:30PM
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fuzz.
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hhaha owned
Feb 15 2007 9:35PM
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wdbo.
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  wow
Feb 15 2007 9:42PM
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ValPow
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not sure that i would have the operation, but i would sure ove to be in his position, her face must have been some sight,

something tells me that he had been in the same situation before and lost so played safe and got the vasectimy (spelling!!)

Good day, this story and the skating story on the front page have been the best i have seen for ages
Feb 15 2007 9:45PM
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fuzz.
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not sure why but your post made me laugh..i duno
Feb 15 2007 9:48PM
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steezeninja
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That is pretty funny. Why would you want a Visectomy?
Feb 15 2007 9:53PM
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ilikeplants
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Haha. PWNED!
Feb 15 2007 9:56PM
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ValPow
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that story is a pretty good reason to get one, other than that you have a fair point
Feb 15 2007 9:59PM
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georgemihaly
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excellent story, I think that you can get a vasectomy reversed; anyone else hear this?
Feb 15 2007 10:04PM
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max.
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damn that guy had no sympathy.
Feb 15 2007 10:21PM
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unchyll
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did you read the story....???????????????!!
Feb 15 2007 10:46PM
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max.
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ya. He was probally justified in just leaving her to deal with her baby on her own because of what she did, but he shouldve helped her out somehow.
Feb 15 2007 10:49PM
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=KillaKyle=
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question why would you have a vesectomy if your not married? but that story was awesome
Feb 15 2007 10:52PM
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Sun_Ra
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What skating story are you talking about, there are so manies !
Feb 15 2007 10:57PM
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fuzz.
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i was thinking that too..haha i duno
Feb 15 2007 10:57PM
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mattster
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haha she could have screwed him over so hard...
Feb 15 2007 11:01PM
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S2daJ
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hahahaha he almost did get screwed over..
Feb 16 2007 12:08AM
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*rkp*
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i think this calls for a:


PWN3D
Feb 16 2007 12:18AM
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newschooler8924
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yea that guy is my hero. i sense this will be a 5+ page thread
Feb 16 2007 12:30AM
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Crossfade
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and a

DBL PWN3ED
Feb 16 2007 12:39AM
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efritzz
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haha.
niceee.
Feb 16 2007 12:42AM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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haha thats awesome my friends dad (hes insane) always tells us to get a vasectomy(sp?) so you can always fuck your wife to try and get her pregnant.
Feb 16 2007 12:47AM
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FUUUCK
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totally malowned
Feb 16 2007 12:53AM
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grams.
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+1

Feb 16 2007 5:26PM
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GoldenBeaR6
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LOLERCOASTER!!
Feb 16 2007 5:36PM
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guava
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ahahaha that made my day
Feb 16 2007 5:40PM
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Drunkenstein
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ONLY 400 BUCKS!!! BRB, getting vasectomy
Feb 16 2007 5:50PM
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Drunkenstein
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haha, this one is great as well READ
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/239478683.html
Feb 16 2007 5:55PM
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vermontsteez
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ahah that made my day ... hahahaha what retard.
Feb 16 2007 6:02PM
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mothaeast
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Hahaha

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/slo/173415785.html
Feb 18 2007 10:01PM
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ProducerXXX
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Omg, pwnt!
Feb 18 2007 10:27PM
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