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bryceCTS
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lets here some, post them here
Feb 13 2007 8:48PM
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andrewg
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stop making threads...your just as bad as royale.
Feb 13 2007 8:52PM
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andrewg
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seriously..you've created 6 threads today.
Feb 13 2007 8:56PM
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bryceCTS
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your right... i need to go outside dont i
Feb 13 2007 9:01PM
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foodisfun
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today me and my friend went to this pond and it looked frozen, so we started to walk on it, but then i heard a crack so i headed back.  and then i found ten dollars.

seriously ten bucks right on the ground, so i picked it up and then bought burnout 3 at gamestop for $7.99, but my friend has this card for 10% off so it was like only $7.63 or something, so then i got a few quarters and got this gum with the juicy center and ate the whole pack so i could have a big explosion of flavor all at one time.  then we sat on these chairs in the mall and whistled at girls when they went by, but not really, but we really sat on the chairs, and i saw these two guys do the little shuffle when you're trying to get by someone but you both go to the same side.  then they both hit shoulders and walked by so i laughed at them from the safe distance in my chair, and then i saw this pack of good looking girls but i didn't know if i should look or look straight ahead, so i looked and they were looking but then i didn't know if i should look again when i passed by cause i didn't want other people thinking i was checking out their asses which is what i was really doing, but that'd be embarrassing if someone else so me do it.  then i went home and typed this story.
Feb 13 2007 9:37PM
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grams.
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i had baseball tryouts today and a ball went off the inside of my foot and went for the ballsack.. my cup did absolutely nothing because since the ball went off my foot it went like under it (near the poop shoot) and kinda went straight up my crotch, it made me feel like shit and my balls when up somewhere in my stomach and i had that horrible feeling for about a half hour...pretty shitty
Feb 13 2007 9:40PM
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foodisfun
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^that sucks that you have tryouts already.  i got till march 5th
Feb 13 2007 9:41PM
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akerbacker
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haha that was a sick story
Feb 13 2007 9:44PM
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ilikeplants
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Some fat kid was pissing me off one time in 9th grade. So I went up to him when we wasn't looking and bent over and tried to fart in his face but instead I shit my pants. So I had to do the cowboy walk to the bathroom and wipe it up. It stunk and was like it had needles in it. I had to walk around the rest of the day smelling like shit.
Feb 13 2007 10:12PM
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Commonwealth
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Feb 13 2007 10:15PM
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ilikeplants
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Oh. Last semester I had computer literature. I did nothing in that class so me and my buddy would go onto games.com and play battleship and then I would say I was a 15 year old girl and give a bunch of dudes my AIM addy. So with one dude, I gave him my friends phone number and he called him and my friend talked like a girl and told him I would send him a hot picture. So I took a picture of my ass and sent it to him and he kept saying how hot it was and then I told him I was a dude and he got pissed. It was funny as hell.
Feb 13 2007 10:17PM
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foodisfun
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bro, that wasn't funny.  that was me.
Feb 13 2007 10:19PM
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ilikeplants
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Haha. That would be funny if it actually was.
Feb 13 2007 10:20PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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hahaha you sad fuck.



and foodisfun i feel like you have serious self confidence issues with females dude.
Feb 13 2007 10:32PM
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prosnurfer
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once i cybered a some guy pretending i was a chick and he sent me a pic of his dick with cum all over it at the end and then i told him he was a sad faggot hjearkin off to cyber sex and that i was a boy and sent a picture of my face with thumbs up... he sigined off really quick i basicly owned his life cuz he jearked off to a boy
Feb 13 2007 10:35PM
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akerbacker
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fuck thats gross man
Feb 13 2007 10:37PM
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foodisfun
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haha.  cmon, you've never been in a situation where u see a nice young lady walking towards you but then you don't know if you should turn around when she walks by cause someone might notice you looking.

i see it happen all the time and i laught at the guys, so i don't wanna be the one getting laughed at.
Feb 13 2007 10:38PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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i usually just say something like "hey bitch UHGNNNNNNN" and grab my general pelvic region.
Feb 13 2007 10:47PM
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ilikeplants
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Just look dude. In our class, we have these glass doors that block off the class from the computer pod thing and there was like 3 hot chicks out there all on computers all with thongs showing. I stared for like 5 minutes straight, until my teacher asked me what I was looking at.
Feb 13 2007 11:16PM
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JayDope
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hmm what did u say? cuz thats apretty awkward moment!
Feb 14 2007 12:23AM
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garrett.
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dont you hate it when your sitting next to a hot girl and your associating with them and u take a peak and notice there thong is showin so then you have to look again but you have to be sneaky about it cuz u cant just like get up walk around and examine ya know? yeha well i had that happen today
Feb 14 2007 1:01AM
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grams.
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haha last year for the league i had tryouts in october for it
Feb 14 2007 6:27AM
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ilikeplants
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I just said that it was nothing and turned around. She thinks I have ADD so she always tells me to concentrate on my work.
Feb 14 2007 8:27AM
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da-bling
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rain sucks. end of story
Feb 14 2007 12:52PM
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doritos
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Foodisfun has had two of the best posts I've seen in awhile in this thread alone.. dayumn.

If he has confidence issues then I do, too then. I got scarred in elementary school because I was a pimp player before anyone else and I was staring at some hot 4th grader and she turned around and said "You know it's rude to stare at people, jerk!" And so now I have trouble doing it. I have trouble smiling at passing hot girls, even. Sigh... fucking grade school, if it weren't for that girl my pimping skills would've been insurmountable.
Feb 14 2007 12:58PM
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Sean...M
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sweeeet fucking icon dude..
Feb 14 2007 1:47PM
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Dr.Seuss
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its all about letting them know. be a pig
Apr 14 2007 3:16AM
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bitchassphatz
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ah so i was in 5th grade and i fell asleep in front of my school waiting for my step-bro to pick me up. So apparently some lady spots me laying in the grass and thinks i'm dead (must've been my pale skin). So she called the police and tells them a kid is dead in the front of the school. then she comes over and starts shaking me. i wake up thinking "what the fuck is going' on?" and this lady screams "YOU'RE ALIVE!". then she immediately starts frekaing out "oh my god i called the cops, i thought you were dead. i'm gonna leave, tell thme it was a mistake." so then like 3 minutes later a fire truck pulls up and is like "WHERE'S THE DEAD KID!?" and i told them i was him. they started cracking up and gave me a ride home. my fucking step-bro forgot to pick me up that cock slut.


anyway first and only time i got to ride in a fire truck.
Aug 6 2007 12:34PM
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