Replying to What scares you most?

I am sitting here laughing to myself re-reading the answers from the Colorado Conquest registration forms... I have to share.

We asked, "What scares you most?"
And the audience said:

Step dad's shotgun
Not being able to ski
Skiing (Brent Sickler AND Ian Garcia)
My coach
Myself
Republicans
Global warming
Monsters in the closet
Gonorrea
Spinning switch
Boredom
A slow paced life
Bees or spiders (also Spyders, for Aven Comstock... understandable at times.)
Tundra Wookies
Birds
"Nobody scares me" - Robert Kirchenheiter
Crash
Ian Cosco
Doug Bishop
Dogs
Zombies
People
Angry lions
Snowlerblades
Snakes on planes
No pot (and no points for guessing that was Hartman's sheet.)

There seems to be an unhealthy amount of member animal-phobia.