Replying to Valentines Day conversation

well, i was just having a conversation with my friend amanda on aim. And i thought it was pretty funny so i decided to post it.

Amanda: are you excitedd for a completely snowed in valentines day?
Me: amanda....
Me: what kind of quesiton is that?
Me: you know that my valentines are twins dont you?
Amanda: hahah who?
Me: my left ski and my right ski, we're madly in love as it is and having snow on our special day just makes it a million times better
Amanda: hahahaha
Me: we're goanna spend the whole day together
Amanda: that would be so uncomfortable having a threesum with your skiis
Me: why? i alweays ride them hard.. its very pleasing, and sometimes we use our favorite lube to grease up rails.
Amanda: hahaha