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A few questions I have to ask you girls
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Just a few things that have been bothering me
1. Why the hell do you people go the bathroom in packs?
2.whats your fixation with cherries?
3. why do you like to hold onto pillows.
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1. Why the hell do you people go the bathroom in packs?
-Girls actually have peeing contests, in areas such as: distance, capacity, and aim. The more girls, the better the competition
2.whats your fixation with cherries?
-Once their's is popped, they have nothing but the fruit to hang on to.
3. why do you like to hold onto pillows.
-I don't know.
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hahaha
1. Why the hell do you people go the bathroom in packs?
-haha i have no idea, everyone always asks that! i think its because we can talk to them on the way to and from the bathroom.
2.whats your fixation with cherries?
-ummmm not sure, i dont have one.
3. why do you like to hold onto pillows.
-they're soft.
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Don't listen to her, these are lies!
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to the first question the y have see saws for toilets and it is no fun to see saw by ones self
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i hold onto pillows cause i like to when i sleep dammit
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ASK A GIRL CULT
There's already threads on this shit in there...
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exactly wat i was thinking
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1. Why the hell do you people go the bathroom in packs?
to talk about our dates and gossip.
2. Whats your fixation with cherries?
i dunno about that...i don't have a fixation with cherries.
3. Why do you like to hold onto pillow?
they're comfy and that's kinda like a signal for "i want to cuddle".
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HAHA! you stole timmis joke but made a spelling mistake!
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All i know is that when my girlfriend turns over and hugs a pillow, that means she wants a massage. Sometimes being a good masseuse is a gift and a curse.
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1. Why the hell do you people go the bathroom in packs?
To Talk.
2. Whats your fixation with cherries?
Wtf. I dont have a fixation w/ cherries.
3. Why do you like to hold onto pillow?
I dont like to hold on to pillows...
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these are legitimate questions that deserve legitimate answers, girls...
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i wanna know..... how its always my fault???????????
and why cant women admit that they get pms.. i have met many girls and they all say." iam immune from pms.. then ragtime comes and your like FUCKN SHIT BITCH YOUR CRAZY!!!!!!!
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well...i say that all the time just for laughs because that question is a guys worst nightmare, i don't mean it when i say it.
i admit i get pms. sometimes, at least. it's get's kinda awkward. but u guys get it too, we just know how to handle it a bit better.
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yeah... male pms... kinda like how when some people get preg.. the man gets morning sicknass and shit.. yes i know of this.. i lived in a cabin with 16 girls and 2 other guys..... please.. i know what it is like to be drowned in a tidal wave of estrogenical hell.
yeah and the main reason guys get male pms... cause it means.. OFF TIME.... and like thats when chicks are more actricve.. right befrore the ovulate and shit.. and the phermonyes make your pants tight... and yeah....
the uterus .. heven and hell for all kind
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crickey.. im pretty sure i dont get pms
if the majority of girls think they can handle it well, well i think they need to go back to dealing with pms school
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"hell hath no fury then of a scorne women" mark twain!
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1. Why the hell do you people go the bathroom in packs?
They actually have see-saws, its no fun to see-saw by yourself
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good joke for the second time and said incorrectly.
4. do you like being boned while dancing?
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that was sooooooooooooooo 5 minutes ago.
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why do girls fuck with your head so much...?
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Just a few things that have been bothering me
1. Why the hell do you people go the bathroom in packs?
To masturbate with eachother because the guys we were with just won't cut it
2.whats your fixation with cherries?
They remind us of the fact that we were once innocent
3. why do you like to hold onto pillows
Because we get desperate wishing we had a guy and it's the closest thing and doesn't talk back or hit you on its own will.
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I think you forgot the last part of that statement; "and we hump the pillow because we don't have our friends to help flick our beans."
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1. Why the hell do you people go the bathroom in packs?
So they're not alone...
2.whats your fixation with cherries?
We don't have a fixation with cherries
3. why do you like to hold onto pillows
We don't
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so you failed 2 out of 3, making you not a girl at all.
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wheres royale to answer a few simple questions when you need him??
pwn3d!!
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same for me, except with my cat Mittens.
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thankyou
p.s. anitaskis is a dumb cunt
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haha yea thats what i thought
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I dont think shes lieing cause whenever I see girls come out of the bathroom, there fixing there bra and thongs, and one time I heard a girl say to another girl, did she see use, cause I had my bra off. And if they do that in the bathroom when do the pee? Maybe There pads and tamponds are more absorbent than we thought
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I got a friend (guy) who don't want to go to bathroom alone, I'm asking question about him
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haha...i loled
harsh be funny
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We? WE? Who? You and your saltwater-filled boobs??
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why are girls so nagitive about there looks?
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if the ask a girl cult has questions like these i want in!
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ya they all think they are ugly
All times are Eastern (-5)