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What should I name my donkey?

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C-Burg
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My parents bought a donkey this weekend (I know it is weird) and it is my job to name it. I want it to be Jamal, but what are some good ones?
Feb 11 2007 10:01PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
twinkle toes
Feb 11 2007 10:02PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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you got a fucking donkey???? THATS SO DOPE!



dude fo rillz'....name it punch.


haha donkey punch



yeah im 8 years old.
Feb 11 2007 10:04PM
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Calb3rt
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i would like to see a picture so i can try to match a name with the personality as best as possible
Feb 11 2007 10:06PM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
boy or girl?

boy: Rackeem

girl: Shaneequa
Feb 11 2007 10:10PM
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siversex
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 16
Kong.

donkey kong.
Feb 11 2007 10:12PM
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jimmychung
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jackass
Feb 11 2007 10:13PM
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chapz
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Ralph, Tommy, Buck



Feb 11 2007 10:13PM
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soulskier
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kinky kelly
Feb 11 2007 10:18PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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haha kinky kelly and the sexy stud

name it DOG
Feb 11 2007 10:19PM
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skierbabe420
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^damn you beat me to it!!!

i just watched that yesterday, such a blast, i tell you what.
Feb 11 2007 10:27PM
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ilikeplants
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Kee Kee, Bruno, or Jaccoo.
Feb 11 2007 10:39PM
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Scratch-tape
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best name hands down would be mr. bojangles
Feb 11 2007 10:42PM
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BFFset.
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haha i second
Feb 11 2007 10:51PM
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soulskier
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i think mr bojangles is more of a mouse name
Feb 11 2007 10:54PM
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Capt.Flannel
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You should name it Beauty.
Feb 11 2007 10:56PM
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Elijah.
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Name it newschoolers. Then you can call newschoolers an ass whenever you want!
Feb 11 2007 11:08PM
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C-Burg
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^no. i want to name it something funny, my friend suggested D-Kwon on Tyrone
Feb 11 2007 11:08PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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dude name it fucking moon unit. some kid suggested it in a thread before
Feb 11 2007 11:13PM
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dman1260
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tina
Feb 11 2007 11:17PM
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rocktheLPs
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harquell
Feb 11 2007 11:20PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
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tron
Feb 11 2007 11:28PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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hahahahaha, that movie was so fucking funny.
Feb 11 2007 11:36PM
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J.D.
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Doug Bishop?
Feb 12 2007 3:16AM
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Paul-o-Rama
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hahaha


Name it Shithead, like in the jerk
or give it some very esteemed name like Johannus Heedley Correnious III
or name it Simbad
or Jamal
or Curtis Jackson (50 cent)
or OJ Simpson
or Michael Jackson
or Tina Turner
or Oprah
Feb 12 2007 3:24AM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12811 - Karma: 1,971
Captain Sam, Zues, Earl, Davey Jones, or the classic Bill.

if it;s a she donkey, name her Petunia or Lucy.
Feb 12 2007 3:29AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
first name jack
second ass
Feb 12 2007 7:33AM
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.John.
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dangle
Feb 12 2007 9:26AM
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manzear
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Meatball
Feb 12 2007 10:20AM
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Hannah.
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yeah...yeah u are
Feb 12 2007 10:38AM
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Mat.
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bert!
Feb 12 2007 10:41AM
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GnarBurger
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holy fuck i want a donkey
Feb 12 2007 11:04AM
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Shpadoinkle
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i'm a pro at this, i have seven horses.

let's see: elvis, donkey, suzie, giovanni, beans, yeknod (donkey backwards), seabiscuit, secretariat, stubbs, alf (he eats cats), juan, jose, or pretty much any mexican name. i can go on and on with this.
Feb 12 2007 11:31AM
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nitsua
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damn i want a donkey.

jackalope
Feb 12 2007 11:56AM
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newschooler8924
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your parents did not buy you a donkey
Feb 12 2007 12:15PM
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C-Burg
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i will have two and our other one is a badass, he killed a coyote
Feb 12 2007 5:44PM
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siversex
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what do you think you will name them?

(Kong.)
Feb 12 2007 5:51PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
me and my friends want to name him the most steirotypical name, like Jamal, Antione, Jesus, Julio,
Feb 12 2007 5:53PM
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siversex
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you need a redneck name
Feb 12 2007 5:56PM
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liukangkid
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those names are not funnny at all definitly name it mr.bojangles or twinkle toes
Feb 12 2007 5:56PM
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snowXrider540
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Davey Jones....hes on this site my nigs...its like foilskier dave is the shit name the donkey after him please
Feb 12 2007 6:02PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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naw dude, someone suggested dog, that would be so fuckin funny, some random ass people at ur house and you just yell dog, then a donkey comes over... haha classic.
Feb 12 2007 6:05PM
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C-Burg
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we have a dog named moose
Feb 12 2007 6:08PM
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davyjones
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haha my name is davey jones..for real
Feb 12 2007 6:22PM
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Dilla
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DONKEYYYY SHOOOOOOOWWW!!!
Feb 12 2007 6:31PM
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Capt.Flannel
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Do you have tentacles and a crab claw for an arm?
Feb 12 2007 6:32PM
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-Mugatu
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name him shaft, or samual jackson, only the badass one tho
Feb 12 2007 6:32PM
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t_rob
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yolanda, mr. ass, jack, sarah, bitch tits, tinkerbell, baby spice, scary spice, sporty spice, jimmy neutron, michael jackson, janet jackson,
Feb 12 2007 6:38PM
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STAUSS
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anything canadian or that refers to a donkey show.
Feb 12 2007 6:39PM
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iwasaskier
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name him... SEARCH BAR!
Feb 12 2007 6:43PM
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Bregs
Posts: 633 - Karma: 21
NAME HIM MAVIS. most ganstah name around today. or cleavis.
Feb 12 2007 6:51PM
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