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My roomate is such a tool, do you know people that just talk about themselves nonstop while all you do is sit there and nod and say 'yep yep yep yep you are a god yep yep yep' Well this morning he was talking about how hot he is and how easy it is for him to get girls (like he talks about every day) and i started picturing in my mind what his face would look like if i smashed it with a rock. it worked, now its fun to listen to him cause i just picture his face being smashed by various objects. during lunch i pictured a shovel and on the way to class it was smashing his nuts with a gatorade bottle.