Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post.
Register to become a member today!
Do you know anyone like this?
Posts: 1096
-
Karma: 10
My roomate is such a tool, do you know people that just talk about themselves nonstop while all you do is sit there and nod and say 'yep yep yep yep you are a god yep yep yep' Well this morning he was talking about how hot he is and how easy it is for him to get girls (like he talks about every day) and i started picturing in my mind what his face would look like if i smashed it with a rock. it worked, now its fun to listen to him cause i just picture his face being smashed by various objects. during lunch i pictured a shovel and on the way to class it was smashing his nuts with a gatorade bottle.
Posts: 4032
-
Karma: 469
Now. I want you to do somthing. Stand up and carry out everyone of those thoughts. Its goooooddddd. Killing things is goooooddddd.
******
To the bar Batman
Posts: 3488
-
Karma: 11
yeah we had a gay roomate, we kicked hiz ass to tha curb.
-------------------
'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'
Posts: 1228
-
Karma: 332
i hate self centered people,i cant stand people like that
President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo
'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260
**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
Posts: 1063
-
Karma: 10
yes i unfortunately know people like that...my one friend is like taht, she talks about herself ALL THE TIME. we were on this retreat thing for school and we were up for an hour adn a half..she was talking about herself and i was listening nodding constantly adn replying w/ monotone 'uh-huhs'
********************
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
'Life is a stage on which everyone contributes a verse...what will your verse be?' -Robin Williams in 'The Dead Poets Society'
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
Posts: 1344
-
Karma: 11
^why are you friends with her then?
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Dumbledore lowered his hands and surveyed Harry through his half-moon glasses. 'It is time,' he said 'for me to tell you what I should have told you five years ago, Harry. Please sit down. I am going to tell you everything.'
**NORTHERN REPRESENT**
Posts: 6414
-
Karma: 63
Posts: 366
-
Karma: 52
i used to be like that in 6th grade...then I realized that it was annoying cause somebody told me it was. That same somebody now constantly talks about themselves, and nobody likes them. so ya, I know somebody like that.
-Sara
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
Member of the OTC!
skihood.com
Posts: 4495
-
Karma: 14
gatorade to his nuts, ah ha ha ha ha
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.
Posts: 2587
-
Karma: 1,352
yea, people like that just drive me up the wall. i just stay away from those kids.
-AndrewP
-------------------------
East Coast - 'Bitch Please, Ride with Steeze'
COC - Session C
HOWARD DEAN FOR PRESIDENT.
Posts: 4495
-
Karma: 14
im the only person who has the right to do that, because i am sooo damn hot, and all the ladies love me.... ha... no... im kidding.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.
Posts: 8830
-
Karma: 214
221 kickin' the gay guy to the curb... yea man
********************
And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!
Posts: 4120
-
Karma: 41
my one friend (unfortunatly) is just like that
what a gay little girl
cant spell
Posts: 585
-
Karma: 11
thats pretty low.
- Roope. (Me)
Posts: 1142
-
Karma: 15
so just dont take no for an answer and whack him hard
life's like a box of chocolates
your hands and knees, felt cold and wet on the grass to me
Posts: 2760
-
Karma: 18
yeah it sucks when people talk about themselves all the time. why cant they talk about ME damnit!!!
'Regarding a skateboarder's likely response to our visit: insofar as skateboarders have complained, whined, and reacted like Nazis about the rollerblading movement, they have dug their own grave by willingly falling victim to the desires of corporate business men, and becoming the virtual New Kids on the Block of the 21st century. Their self-willed popularity has inevitably marked the end of the grass roots-skateboarding culture, and the beginning of a mass marketed tool gor money. Skateboarders have invited everyone into their world, including rollerbladers, by allowing worldwide fame to envelope their culture. Although skateboarders may disaprove of our visit to their secret spot, they may rest assured that this event was initiated/welcomed by their own narcissim.'
-Nick Riggle on their vist to 'The Hook
Daily Bread (Vol. 10 #7)
Posts: 1421
-
Karma: 49
ya those kinda kids r so worthless i have a few of those at my school
Posts: 6853
-
Karma: 75
221, that was the funniest thing ive ever heard. That gave me a good laugh...
IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
All times are Eastern (-5)
