Well the cops have been looking for me lately and it all came to a head last night. One of them waited for me on the highway and as soon as drove past, he was all over me like stink on Osama. I got a stack of tickets and my car is in the impound. Why cant i just play by the rules?
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'