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Bringing a prostitute to prom!
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Has anyone ever doen this. 'Cause I really want to be. People would be so uncomfortable and like "what the fuck is wron with you." It would be a real ghetto thing to do.
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yeah that was on mtv high school pranks, stories, and controversies
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first off, call the escorts, the word prosttitue is so Charely Sheen...
2nd Go for it,
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Yeah good luck getting past your school, mine has to like check their backgrounds and shit, you need to check them in a week or two before. Maybe its happened before, and tahts why they do it. Would be hilarious if you did.
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freeze once rumored that critchon and hibbert did it...
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Jea, it'd be so funny. Just hope I don't get in mad trouble. Could see myself gettin' expelled or some shit like that.
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hmmmm... doesnt sound like a good idea to me... ur going to get expelled and AIDS...
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hahahahahah definitely do it
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might be kinda funny, but do ya really wanna drop a couple of hundred dollars on your prom date?
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plus fucking $300 on a tux, limo, and tickets... man it sucks... o cant forget the hotel about haha
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well since youre going with a prostitute you dont have to worry abot dressing nice. get your suit at the thrift store for 5 bucks and then spend what you would have spent on a limo and suit on the hoe, and bring her on a two seated bike
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Subject: Bringing a prostitute to prom!
hahahahahahah best subject EVER!
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I bet you would have to drop a lot of money to get a prostitute that would do that
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id say do it dude, make sure shes hot, wrap it up and your garunteed crazy sex,
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My buddy did it, and everyone, including a few of the teachers, thought it was MAD funny. Cost him $400 though.
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i think it was DC and Cory Grinnell.
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get a good escort. if shes chill and finds it funny it'll be a blast. you can probably get a discount if you make it clear your not going to bone.
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Naw they do alot crazier shit than go to a prom as long as ur payinfg i gurantee u can find a girl who is down
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he should totally do it, theres no reason they would expell him. schools don't have rules that say "you can only bring non-prostitutes to school dances" that would be illogical
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wtf are ya talking a bout
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am i really stupid or do i not see how someone could get in trouble from paying their prom date that just happens to be 10 years older than them.
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hahaha ya dude go for it. find a real hot one and get her to wear next to nothing, that would be awesome!
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yea, i remember reading that article...
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You all just convinced me...i'm def gona do it. I found a bunch of ads in a magazine of women in my area I can give a buzz.
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its all fun and games until you get an STD
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why would you wnat to that would be discuing i think idrather bring my gf
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get some footie and post it up!
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We're gonna need to see some pics.
haha
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Jea, I'll keep y'all updated.
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Bwahahaha, yes, that's definitely the way to go.
"Prostitutes, prostitutes, you aren't payin' them to stay you're payin' them to leave afterwards!" - Chef/Southpark
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dont do it, is that what you want to remember from your prom?
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"do those girls go to your school?"
"no Mrs. P......they're pornstars"
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lol how are you gonna explain who your date is to your mom?
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Ill prolly lie and say Im bringing some girl from school. I doubt she will find out the truth, cause she is kind of clueless.
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I must have missed it somewhere because I can't believe I'm the first person to say this but uhhh, can't you get a girl from school to go with you?
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You have to pay women to be in your company...sad.
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Um...I'm doing this because I think it would be funny. And I see you must have a lot of girls in your company considering you steal pictures of pornstars and put them in the hot girl thread.
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if you bang her, wear a helmet cam
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to update...I have called numerous numbers. Must of them said "you are under age, no way" amd than hung up. I couple said they "will think about it", and one said "yes, but it will take a lot of $$"
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such a better story than just going with some girl from school.
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