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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
who do you know thats got a nice ass? personally, i think i have a nice one





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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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Jun 18 2003 8:11PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
what the fuck?
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Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 18 2003 8:13PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
erich kunz has a nice ass... ohhhh id no alright
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Jun 18 2003 8:15PM
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*cowboy*
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Thats one sexy ass. haha, id say my girlfriend, or the chicks on the hot chick thread. WOW
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Jun 18 2003 8:16PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
this one girl that goes to my school has the best ass. Even teachers stare at her. Its amazing when her thong is showing too. drooool

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Jun 18 2003 10:05PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
oh i know the type, but that is one beefy ass sam! I wouldnt mind bein gay, if it meant to stomp dat shit.


Palestine?
Jun 18 2003 10:24PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
yay, i have semi-straight followers!



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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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Jun 18 2003 10:35PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
i have a fantabulous ass. yes.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...
Jun 18 2003 10:43PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
for the few women who had the 'pete experience',. and a fuckload of men who had the 'patrice experience'


I think i'm going crazy...
Jun 18 2003 10:45PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
dude, icecreamsandwich's sig scares me
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 18 2003 10:46PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
it should not scare you. it is such a pretty song.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...
Jun 18 2003 10:59PM
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freeskier420
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w00p, id tap that as sam!!!!!!! haha
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tanner hall is yummy!!,
aww matt i luv u babe
Jun 18 2003 11:01PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
you have a very nice ass sam

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Jun 18 2003 11:08PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
there is this chick at my school and she has the NICEST MOST ROUND FINE ass so i decided to grab it (major tempation) ya, now i have a red hand print across my face

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Jun 18 2003 11:13PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
^^hahahaha... felt bad for Sam beign fat, and only said it cuz she will never have to meet him.


My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
Jun 19 2003 12:03AM
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Knewnews
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 477
man this kid has a chick saying he has a nice ass... damn lucky basterd.
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Fuck The Ghetto
Jun 19 2003 12:31AM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
i like the picture title fat_sam3
Jun 19 2003 12:32AM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
dumbass overlaped your pic!
Jun 19 2003 12:52AM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
*lapped my bad
Jun 19 2003 12:52AM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
cmon now?
not a single nice ass picture?
im disappointed
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Jun 19 2003 1:46AM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
i actually get told i have a nice ass as well by girls. one of my neighbors just cant keep her hands off the driskey ass. but moving on, i know this one chick carolyn. oh shit she has the nicest ass ive ever seen in my life. im talkin j.lo booty.


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stowek2: Useless Fact of the Moment:
'A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue. '
stowek2: from loggin outta ns, thats one damn long toungue
PubLiC EneMy1023: i can clean my ears with my 21-inch penis
stowek2: hahaha...you wouldn't be able to walk
Jun 19 2003 2:01AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I've been told I had a nice ass...but I hate it. It's difficult finding pants that I don't need a belt in, and still don't squash the butt into pain...

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Jun 19 2003 3:14AM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
ill check it out and tell you what i think next time im in oregon sara


-OFFICIAL NS PIMP-

stowek2: Useless Fact of the Moment:
'A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue. '
stowek2: from loggin outta ns, thats one damn long toungue
PubLiC EneMy1023: i can clean my ears with my 21-inch penis
stowek2: hahaha...you wouldn't be able to walk
Jun 19 2003 3:16AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Sam, we all want your ass.
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Jun 19 2003 3:51AM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 675
the ass is gone
Jun 19 2003 10:49AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
why matt.. why!!!



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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
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Jun 19 2003 5:07PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Here's my theory:
I think that men who like big asses designed women's pants, because as Sara posted above it's nearly impossible to find pants that fit you normally and aren't gigantic in the waist... which is obviously so that guys can see thongs and whatever, why that is attractive.. I don't know but whatever.. and you see, men aren't intelligent to remember that we own belts and use them! Just kidding guys, you're all nuerosurgeon material. And Sam, we ALL want your ass.


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Jun 19 2003 5:25PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
actually its just a majority of girls w/ huge rears have a belly too you're just looking at the wrong brands
Jun 19 2003 5:30PM
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rynmartn
Posts: 2697 - Karma: 21
brands?
Jun 24 2003 2:20AM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
of pants
Jun 24 2003 2:21AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
GRRRRR I hate shopping for pants. My waist is a size 2 and in length, it's a 13 long, so it's a bitch to find pants. I have three pairs that fit, and they're all made by Gap. Stupid pant making people.

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You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

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Jun 24 2003 2:26AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
i like shopping......


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it was put there for you to see
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gettin high before i work
or play
Jun 24 2003 6:22AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
wear a belt elasmoskichick, plus a belt can be really sexy on a chik.

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According to a newschooler, i'm druggie trash
Jun 24 2003 4:48PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I guess it'd be harder to find pants if you were tall. Problem is, I'm like a 00 size, and nobody makes that cept abercrombie(dun mind the brand, just the prices), and those are still too big for my waste.

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Jun 24 2003 5:00PM
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srwinnsuco
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i expected picture for some reason

'Lifes not a bitch, life is a beuatiful woman'
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Jun 24 2003 5:06PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
well, i had a pic, but matt copyed over it. stupid matt



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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
Jun 24 2003 5:09PM
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Big-L
Posts: 499 - Karma: 10
someone post a picture, this just isnt right

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Jun 24 2003 5:36PM
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bigskia
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Jun 24 2003 8:01PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
This is more like it

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Jun 24 2003 8:06PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
im a 30 waist, 36 length...pants dont come in that size like ever. they make pants for all the fat asses (not trying to be mean, im just describing y'all), like 36-30, but none for tall skinny folk like me.

and yeah ive been told by one girl that i have a nice ass, then the girl beside her said 'what ass?'


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Jun 24 2003 8:08PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35

That ones still good...

CoC session E
Jun 24 2003 8:17PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
i wish i was the oil boy



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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
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Jun 24 2003 8:19PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
It's good when a guy has a nice ass...Once, in the mt. hood parking lot, I qwas sitting in the car getting my ski clothes on, and this guy in the next car over leans over, and I saw this gorgeous ass coming out of the window (he had pants on though)

Another time, at a camp we have at Lake Shasta on houseboats, I started staring at this guys butt. He noticed me looking and said 'yeah I know, I do have a nice butt'. He made fun of me for the entire week after that.

The butt doesn't have to be big or anything, just defined and kinda muscular... it's not that big of deal though. BTW...stop post pics in here cause it's making me sick..that's what the hot girl thread's for.

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Jun 24 2003 10:29PM
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sugarloafer1990
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to me...a girls ass and legs make them hott. (this is only talking about body) i dunno, it just seems where the action is.

there is nothing better than a girl with really nice legs. nothing better.






Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.
Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'
Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'
Jun 24 2003 10:40PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
I've seen a lot of places that sell 00s.

Second, I do wear a belt.... I have to, and I have a lot of cute ones. Yes, Abercrombie is the best because they make longer pants (and for that reason only).

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Jun 24 2003 11:29PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
no ass beats vidas....





...but about my ass, i hear good things, one girl actually told me in 7th grade that she had dreams of my ass, kinda creeped me out, but definetly built up my self esteem
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Jun 25 2003 1:11AM
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