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PARTY= hole in wall/piss in house, because of one guy
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i had a party on friday night, some bitch shows up and what ever, then a while later my friend comes up to me and says someone just put a hole in the wall of your bathroom. and i fucxking snap. I kick evryone out. today at work a guy i know comes up to me and is like do you know Eric put the hole in your wall right? and pissed all over in the house. i was like, he pissed in my house? so tonight i went and pissed all over his car looks so they freeze shut. next weekend im going all out. so far im gonna put motor oil on his wiper so he cant see it, then when he turns them on itl smeer all over the place. he has a ford festiva.
what can i do to it to realy fuck him and his car over?
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that made me laugh really hard for some reason.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOZZZZ!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!
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^hahahaha omg that explosion at the end is soooo amazing
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ya forget the driveby just go with the thermite but set it up so it gets triggered when you starts his car!
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true but i was thinking he would do it just to scrape off the frost when he first gets in
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oh yeah he want drunk, he may of had one or two beers tops, but im prety sure he didnt have anything
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The shaving cream one would be hilarious! or just key his car, no to simple....
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i think i might have to put the shaveing cream under the hood. I think if i put 2 or 3 big bottels of cheap shaveing cream there will be tons of that shit under the hood and it could possibly shut off.
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it would be ALOT of shaveing cream, have you ever exploded one?
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ya with eggs and we'll throw tyler's reese puffs at it and smear it all over hahaha
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have u ever added eat to shaving cream like engine heat? tell me what happens then you will know why it wont work.
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was it frozen, because you live in alaska
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do you mean it will combust?
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i should get cinder blocks and steal his wheels, put sugar in his gas tank, put thermite over the engin block, "shmear shit on his windshield", put bologna on his hood, spray chlorine on the car, put diesel in his gas tank, put motor oil in his gas tank, get 3 buddies and flip it, spray wd-40 on the windshield, freeze a can of shaving cream solid and cut off the top then put it facing upwards hidden in the back seat, piss in the vent by the bottom of the front windsheild, put a banana in the muffler, put paper "holes" from a hole puncher in his vents, go under the car and cut every line you see, poor oil down the air intake, flip his car and have sex with his girl friend on whats left of it.
thats my game plan. nothing to complicated, just keeping things simple.
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FUCK him up....or break a window in his car and piss all over his seats and on the dash
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go to the animal shelter and get a really sick animal and put it in the back seat of his car
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put fish in his vents, or just hide fish in the car. it gets so stinky after a while he will have to get rid of the car
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instead of just fucking up his car, learn how to boost it and make a profit son. =D or you can just do what he did, punch a hole in the window and pee in it. then leave a note saying "what comes around goes around bitch"
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