Replying to PARTY= hole in wall/piss in house, because of one guy

i had a party on friday night, some bitch shows up and what ever, then a while later my friend comes up to me and says someone just put a hole in the wall of your bathroom. and i fucxking snap. I kick evryone out. today at work a guy i know comes up to me and is like do you know Eric put the hole in your wall right? and pissed all over in the house. i was like, he pissed in my house? so tonight i went and pissed all over his car looks so they freeze shut. next weekend im going all out. so far im gonna put motor oil on his wiper so he cant see it, then when he turns them on itl smeer all over the place. he has a ford festiva.

what can i do to it to realy fuck him and his car over?