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Ohh the things your siblings say......
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so 10 minutes ago my sister (who's 16) comes into the tv room as i'm sitting there with my parents. she's eating a popsicle...
sister: "you know what's weird guys? i can stick the WHOLE popsicle down my throat without gagging! see!" (demonstrates a bit....)
mom: "maybe that isn't the best thing to share with everyone.....(awkwardddd....)"
conversation goes on for a bit like that. like 2 minutes later my little brother comes in
"WOW! how can you do that!?"
sister: "i've built up a resistance"
at that point i'm just killing myself. funny thing is she was totally oblivious to what we were thinking. kindof a you had to be there moment.
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i don't beleive she can do that, can you take some pics/videos of her doing that and post it here for clarification?
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man....whatever. i thought it was hilarious.
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i lolled at this/seans response.lollololololololoomg
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hahahaha duuude. my brother, who at the time was 245 pounds and not muscular once said "i only pimp the mad hawties" refering to his girlfreind who looked like what bubbles would look like if female. i laughed very hard.
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my older brother (bigairjay) tells everyone and anyone we've ever skied with that i have 1 ball. my nickanme form pretty much all skiers/snowboards is monoball. the funny part is its not true
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ahaha yes i would also like clarification
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hahahaha
i love chicks with no gag reflexes
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thats not good. its your duty as the big sister to teach her all about oral sex
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sarcasm.
but yes, post a video.
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thats fuckenn halaaaaaaaarious. Man I woulda dieeeed laughing in your position.
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my sister is a sophomore in college and has never had a drink or smelled weed. When she found out i had four or five drinks one night she told me, in complete seriousness, that she'd be dead after four drinks.
My sister also doesn't know what weed smells like. One time i was smoking a bowl out my window, but because of the wind, alot blew back in my room. My sister walked in moments after i finished the bowl and put it down behind the curtain on the window sill. She really thought it was my dog that made my room smell so weird, even though she described the smell as "sickly and sweet, almost smoky."
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you guys have some pretty stupid siblings.
my bros and i were at the library. it was winter. it was cold. we had taekwondoe at 5:30. its a fifteen min walk to taekwondoe. one of my bros was like "dads gonna come pick us up in 10 minutes do you wanna walk?"
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one time my brother took a log out of the toilet and sqeezed it in his hands.
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hahahahah i found that funny
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wheres jay he should have some good ones
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She can practice with my popsicle
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HhHH that is the funniest shit ever.
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shes 16 and she didnt know what she was doing? what an idiot.
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dude!! My friend's little brother did that in exchange for a tonka truck!
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ahahahaha that was great. and is she 16 or did you mean to type 6? cuz being oblivious to that at 16 would be pretty sheltered
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ahahahaha, nice bump dude
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hahahhahaha dammit ns makes me laugh sometimes
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ahahaha epic. She may have gotten even better by now
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obviously you didnt get it.
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when i call my bro gay or anything like that he just screams back "SOOOOO!!!!"
i think he clocks in 5 hours a night no joke watching tv so he pretends to play like naruto and other nickelodeon shows.
also he can break down in a crying fit if i dont let him on the comp to play his totally spy's games
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whenever my little bro wants the volume on the TV changed he tells me to "lower it up". I sit there not knowing which he wants me to do
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My little bro is 12 and is prolly the funniest kid I know. Whenever he gets beef on xbox live for being so young he comses up with the most golden responses.
"If you dont quit talking I am going to pour a sixty of vodka down your mothers throat and then when she can barley stand smash the bottle over her head and dump her body in a river Ive never heard of!"
"I am going to grow dreads and floss your pussy with them."
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I have a story... My sister who is 18 claims that there is a extra form of life living in our addict. one night she claims she heard a man walking around in my living room but when she went to see the noise scurried away. She woke me up several times on the night asking me " CAN YOU HEAR THAT" and i heard nothing at all?SHe woke me up again and this time she asks me to sit out at the kitchen and wait by myself to see.. Now even if there was something id be fucked. 20 mins go by i fall asleep right there she comes out thinking i died... so she finally says ok ill wake you up if i hear it again. so i go back to bed... shure enough 30 mintues later "ITS BACK" then she asks me to come sleep on the floor of her room... by this time is 3 oclock am so i said whatever it takes for me to get some fucking sleep
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hahaha swallow a whole popsicle without gagging
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sister and mom were talking about drugs and things....
sister said yah you just dont go out and do crazy things like have 3 beers
mom ended the convers. with i dont want to ever hear about you guys sniffing meth
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i dont belive u did it with ur teacher
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MY addict has 2 extra forms of life in it.
I went to a concert with my family once and these old hippies smoked like 20 joints in the seat in front of us and my sister thought that she had really bad B.O.
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wow what a smart young lady
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One time at the dinner table I was wearing a Jimi Hendrix t-shirt and my sister goes "Wait, so Jimi Hendrix is dead right?"
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My old roommate used to say shit like that on LIVE and he's 19 - still hilarious as hell to hear him yelling into the headset.
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my sis, who was 18 at the time, drives by this gym and sees hella people in it, and remarks, "wow there are a lot of people in there!" we drive past it again on the way back, about 5 hours later, and there are still a bunch of people inside, and my sister goes "wow, how can those people still be there, its been like 5 hours."
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! This thread is redic.
OP your sister sounds like she could take a dick, maaaaad slut.
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okay, i'll ask, is she hot?
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yeah, id laugh so hard if my sister did that
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