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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
That is the only way to describe my computer. It just won't enable Java. I've got all the settings right and I've done what it says on every help page, yet it still doesn't work. God dammit.


Would you like freedom fries with that?




Jun 17 2003 5:41PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 27
kick it's fucking ass man


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
Jun 17 2003 5:44PM
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halo
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Gee guys, you don't have to swear so much.
Keep it real!
Jun 17 2003 5:48PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
...how old is halo? fucken retard if you ask me. eh, anyways. throw it out the wondow. That always helps.

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Jun 17 2003 5:53PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
Shut up halo. Does anybody know what to do?


Would you like freedom fries with that?




Jun 17 2003 5:53PM
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Muppet
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
kick the the shit out of that mother fucker or sell it and buy a new one.


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Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
Jun 17 2003 5:54PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
How about something that might actually work. I don't have enough money to buy a new one, and even throwing it is very tempting, it won't help.


Would you like freedom fries with that?




Jun 17 2003 5:55PM
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dr_jibb
Posts: 807 - Karma: 22
My freind bought his computer at a yard sale for like 5 bux, just bought it so he could do some word prosessing, anywasy he got made at it one day, so we took it out and throw it off a highway onto this walking path like a good 30 foot drop, we went down and throw bricks at it, then we got drunk, good times.
Oi
Jun 17 2003 6:49PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
put it in your car so it can be a carputer

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Jun 17 2003 7:38PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
fuck halo, shut yer little gay ass mother fucking mouth you fucking dipshit. rot in hell you fucking cocksucker. shit ass fuck dam bitch bastard pussy cunt dick

hows that for swearing?


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Jun 17 2003 11:41PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
halo tried to burn lateralis, what a dumbfuck
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What the hell is this, i said egg whites only! You trying to give me a bloody heart attack?? Make it again!!! Aaaah the breakfast thing, it wasnt even about the eggs, really. Frankly i like the yolks, i, i, i do. I have no problem, its just theres always been alot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much as i want to kill her. It's just i want her to not be alive anymore. Uh, i sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then i think to myself,'My god, wouldnt it be marvolous if i turned out to be a homosexual?' -Stewie

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
Jun 18 2003 12:05AM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
I got an idea... get everyone on the site to pitch in five bucks for you to trash your computer... you'd have to film it and do a good job and shite... but you could have a ton of fun.... throw it off your roof, sledgehammer, gasoline, fireworks...

how much do you need for a new comp...

$1200 US... that should do it, if you do it i'll pitch in $10 US... just get 119 more people and your set... oh, and only give us the video.


My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
Jun 18 2003 12:28AM
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Muppet
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
skiinsted that was so funny even if didn't make no sense but still. i bet halo gone to phone the police cause you swore.


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Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
Jun 18 2003 8:48AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
smack that bitch(your computer)

i like to burn things
i can do a summersault
Jun 18 2003 8:57AM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
I like whistlermann's idea.


Would you like freedom fries with that?




Jun 18 2003 3:39PM
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Muppet
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
lower the price only to get a new computer cause you could get more people with 2$ each than with 10$. not to make extra profit.


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Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
Jun 18 2003 4:13PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
^yeah... you don't need $1200 US either. $700 US should really be enough for a decent Computer... And yeah, donate whatever you want, I'll start it off with $10 US... donate $2 or $200, whatever to help this dude out.


My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
Jun 18 2003 5:19PM
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