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TANNER vs JON vs DUMONT vs MAHRE vs DOUG BISHOP
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Who gets laid the most?
My vote is Jon, becuase little boys don't count Doug! :P
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im thinkin mahre gets the most
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jon gets the most by far
simon probably comes next
tanner probably paid that whore to be his gf at x-games, hes an ugly little fucker with an attitude and i think i remember a thread about how he has a small penis (mad respect for his skiing though)
mahre is a poor, core skier that probably cares more about skiing than getting ass. i bet he gets some but not much
doug is on this site, why doesnt he answer for himself
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hahahahahah that made me laugh ...
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i was in a group shower at an athletic club in aspen for x, yes it totally sucked, but anyway schiller came in super hung over. he was completely drunk and didn't know where he was. i didn't pay much attention to him until i looked down:
HE STILL HAD A SEMI-BONER WITH A CONDOM ON. i don't like to talk about big dicks other than my own, but tj's semi was about 10".
what happened next was crazy, the girl he boned came into the shower. she was sober, hot as hell, and didn't give a fuck. she took care of schiller by removing the used beat up condom, scrubbed his backside as well as her own, and peaced.
he is the biggest pussy slayer in the game.
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wow, im speechless, thats hard to believe, but very impressive, props to him
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god damnit, you beat me as far as clever posts. congratulations
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john who?
if ur refurring to JON as john your completely mistaken my non-friend
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t-hall deffently
cause he has a mad hot gf
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Boyd gets laid way more then any of them
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why dont u just mount tanners cock
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Maybe I will...your mother taught me a thing or two about mounting cocks last night when she was riding me like I was a white arabian stallion. She was making me ney while she yelled "yeeee haawwwlll" and spun around her makeshift cowboy hat, which in actuality was a sombraro from her job mopping diarhea out of toilet of the local taco stand.
P.S. I gave her herpes.
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DonĀ“t be that sure dude hahha..no, anyway, a simplistic definition for us I must say...
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what kind of question is that?
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i would say owned. and i vote jon the swedish godster
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