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Alright so its drug test time

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I_liketobutter
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Don't say search cause i have and came to the following conclusions:

1. Buy some shit at a head shop and drink tons of water and you'll be fine for 5-7 hours. But is this guaranteed? Who's done it and passed it.

2. Go to GNC or something and buy niacin. Take 3-5 pills a night for at least a week b4 the test and drink tons of water. But how many mg are the 3-5 pills? And can i still smoke during that one week? Has anyone actually done this themselves and passed?

Excercising is out of the question becasue i have a torn acl and shit. And plz don't say ur fucked or go cut ur dick off like the other threads have said haha. And id rather not tape someone elses piss to my arm or some shady shit like that b/c ive heard of temperature issues and the fact that its just shady as hell. Thanks for any help i can get, i can't afford to fail this drug test.
Jan 31 2007 10:58PM
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unchyll
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woa didnt armada just post something about this some were
Jan 31 2007 10:59PM
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slaydave
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they sell synthetic urine at a headshop here... its the only thing that is 100% guaranteed to work... yes, man made urine... it comes with a temp thing on the bottle and a heating pocket thing... that gnc detox drinks and stuff only work with some tests, in others it shows up that you have to tried to cover it up with something... drinking lots of water not guaranteed either... u have to drink SOOOOO much, dont think its possible... especiialy if u have little time... but yeah check around for that synthetic urine stuff i believe the name brand is "quick fix"
Jan 31 2007 11:01PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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go to gnc, buy some ready clean, drink it.



or to save money if you have a week. buy a bottle of goldseal (powder or capsules) take them as directed for a week and drink lots of water. my brothers both did this, they would smoke the day after theyre tests then take goldseal for the other 6 days and they always passed. i wouldnt advise smoking this week obviously, just get goldseal and take it for the week...thats a lot of time if you are doing shit right.
Jan 31 2007 11:02PM
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Swick825
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buy niacin.
stop smoking weed.
Jan 31 2007 11:03PM
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SHastatahoe
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my roomate used that, and it worked. they have like 2 uses in them, and a little tube that comes out where your weener should.
Jan 31 2007 11:04PM
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I_liketobutter
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cool cool, ive heard about that 100% man made piss stuff that u heat up and everything but ive heard it costs at least $100, which i don't have to spend on a drug test. i think ill probably go w/ that niacin or goldseal stuff (its pretty much the same right?) does anyone know how many mg to take, not just how many pills?
Jan 31 2007 11:05PM
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slaydave
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nah its not the same... with the pills and stuff u have to stop smoking like a week or two ahead of time... depends on how much time u have but yeah... with the fake piss u dont have to stop smoking and i only dropped like 45-50 bucks on it... could be different where ud find it but it could be less than u think... id check it out...
Jan 31 2007 11:09PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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oh dude BIG PS: ur fucked, go cut your dick off.





LOLO>LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOZLZZLZLOZLZLZZZZZZ
Jan 31 2007 11:11PM
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derbski
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who are you getting tested by, work, cops, parents? and if you fail, whats the consequence?
Jan 31 2007 11:12PM
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D-40
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i used niacin took like 2-3 pills 3 nights in a row a day after i smoked and took the test and i passed

Jan 31 2007 11:15PM
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I_liketobutter
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haha, thanks, ill go check out the head shops for the fake piss stuff and see how much it costs. I don't have a set date yet for my test, so ill have 2 weeks if thats what it takes. im taking the test to let the court know that im not "chemically dependent", i figure a test is the best and easiest way.

-thanks for the quick replies
Jan 31 2007 11:51PM
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Planet_Captain
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www.thewhizzinator.com
Jan 31 2007 11:55PM
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eheath
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Word do that. I Smoked like a gram with two other friends, then took like 14 pills over 16 hours then pissed like 4 times after i was done taking the pills and passed a drug test less than 24 hours before i smoked.
Jan 31 2007 11:56PM
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guava
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i took a bunch of niacin the couple days prior and drank a gallon of water like 2 hours before the test and i passed, my piss was so clear i coulda prolly drank it hahah
Feb 1 2007 12:01AM
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Dosh
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omgzzz, you smoked a whole gram? with friends?!!! are you fucking crazy?!?!?!
Feb 1 2007 12:02AM
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tjski
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stop smoking weed all together and you wont have problems like this. duh.
Feb 1 2007 12:06AM
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PurpleSkier
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shut the fuck up dude. he said not to post shit like that.
Feb 1 2007 12:34AM
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Schmitz
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thats not the point of the thread. if you want to intrude make your own thread that will get shat on
Feb 1 2007 12:39AM
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J.Bass
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i had a drug test about a month ago and passed fine. try to find the drink Ultimate Gold. there are instructions on the bottle but to add, drink it an hour before your test. piss twice within that hour, they dont have to be big just 3 or 4 seconds. then have your third piss be for your test. i passed fine, my friend smoked like two days before and also passed.
Feb 1 2007 1:18AM
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eheath
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Yeah i know, but i was stating it was more than just a couple hits, and it was gone in under 24 hours.
Feb 1 2007 1:21AM
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C.J.
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ok I have tried #1, and no it doesn't work.

#2 will work in 7-10 days depending on how much you smoke. and no you cant smoke during that time, it defeats the purpose.

Your best best is to bring clean or fake piss.
Feb 1 2007 1:22AM
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SteezePatrol
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little bit of pee in the cup, the rest water, with a vitamin in it if it's a home test
Feb 1 2007 2:19AM
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WIfreeskier
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yea i was gonna post that right away if it hadn't been already... worth the dough if you're gonna be tested a lot
Feb 1 2007 3:11AM
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Ryanvdonk
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it depends what your smoking, stay away from opiates, and marajuana typically takes a week minimum to leave your system. obviious drink lots of water. the detox stuff usually does work, but look at what's in it, as some of the chemicals used in it show up on test as well for things that try to hide it. it may be a possibility that you may have to quit for a bit depending on how long these tests are, if they're court ordered, deffinitely consider this as having misdemenors on your record can sometimes stop you from entering other countries, you don't want to be in rehab, so consider this.
Feb 1 2007 4:03AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I'd have to say don't try to add water or anything tricky like that, they have all sorts of tests to make sure it's only real wizz in there. Court tests i'm sure are more detailed than one for maybe a job or something. Here's a tip i've heard to work along with any remedy your going to try. Most held up toxins come out as soon as you start pissing so without being to descriptive, attempt to gather your sample mid stream, I've heard this will increase your chances of passing always.
Feb 1 2007 8:03AM
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bikerocker
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niacin gets you tripping if you take enough.... just drink a ton of water, and make sure it's not your first piss of the day. That one is the one where everything is all stored up in.

or just don't do drugs....
Feb 1 2007 10:55AM
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jacqui-la-fripui
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if that is true that is awesome advice
Feb 4 2007 6:48PM
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doublexl
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make sure not to drink a shitload of water. your test will come up dilluded and then they get suspicious.
Feb 4 2007 8:46PM
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OAK_TREE
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the quick fix is only 20 bucks plus shipping. just type "quick fix" on google and the very first search is the 20 dollar one.
Feb 5 2007 1:18PM
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(fujative)
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My friend smokes reguarlarly everyday and he drank 2 gallons of water every day 3 days before his piss test and was fine.
Feb 5 2007 2:25PM
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casimiro
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I have heard that the piss tests can detect many of the detox drinks sold at headshops. I drank a huge shot of vinegar the night before my piss test and passed. I had puffed up unitl that day very regularly. It was a night of hell to not throw it up ,it hurts i won't lie but it worked, two of my friends also did the same thing and they passed. thats my experience others may have diffferent stories.
Feb 5 2007 2:48PM
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ECfreeski3
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fucking raw

that mustve tasted so bad
Feb 5 2007 3:02PM
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derick
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id get that wizzinator thing cause you never no when you wil have to use it again and plus it would be fun havin a fake dick haha it could be used for alot of jokes
Feb 5 2007 3:14PM
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