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what would you choose?

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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
castration or death?

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
Jun 17 2003 9:26AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
castration,maybe cuz i have small testicles but if you look at it this way,you would never have to worry about knocking a girl up,but it would be too wierd looking down there and not seeing them there anymore,


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Jun 17 2003 9:28AM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
ok... i would choose death. anytime.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
Jun 17 2003 9:38AM
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VANULAR
Posts: 1930 - Karma: 5,131
wow, thats such a hard question......................................................
Jun 17 2003 10:05AM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
I dont think so… I couldn’t live walking around without me balls…. Total disgrace… high pitched voice…

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
Jun 17 2003 10:39AM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
I dont think so… I couldn’t live walking around without me balls…. Total disgrace… high pitched voice…

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
Jun 17 2003 10:39AM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
I dont think so… I couldn’t live walking around without me balls…. Total disgrace… high pitched voice…

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
Jun 17 2003 10:39AM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
oups

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
Jun 17 2003 10:52AM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
oups

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
Jun 17 2003 10:52AM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
death
PAG
Jun 17 2003 11:20AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
post whore biotch.....

hahah, anyway...

i don't wanna die, so i'd lose, and just go skiing all the time, instead of thinking with my dick.....

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Jun 17 2003 11:21AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
post whore

i like to burn things
i can do a summersault
Jun 17 2003 11:41AM
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Knewnews
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 477
no balls cause if you couldn't stand it you could just kill your self right?
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Jun 17 2003 2:24PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
well if you didnt have balls you wouldnt have to wear a cup ever again. Would sex still feel good though?

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Jun 17 2003 6:05PM
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srwinnsuco
Posts: 2943 - Karma: 1,472
ahahh retard^

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Jun 17 2003 6:10PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
With casteration wouldn't you end up dying anyways? Since you can't extrapolate urine anymore...
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Jun 17 2003 7:47PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
nonuts, not no balls
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
Jun 17 2003 8:08PM
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rossignolscratch
Posts: 656 - Karma: 10
id choose castration
at least u can still ski





i cant wait for next season...
Jun 17 2003 8:11PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
well you can get like artificial ones, they are like plastic, so theyd be there for looks, just no function, so if i had to, like cancer or such, i would go castration
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Jun 17 2003 8:11PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
castration, although extremely painful, would be better than death
Jun 17 2003 8:13PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
why not both?

pirates. they just don't fuck around.

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Jun 17 2003 8:14PM
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