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Swirly999

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Whats the best pickup line you've heard?
'The word of the day is 'legs.' Let's go back to my place and spread the word.'

I'm gonna live forever or die trying

Jun 16 2003 9:00PM

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TheQuailman

Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147

Karma: 147

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Crazy Fool

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears

Mar 7 2006 5:32PM

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ThaLetterM.

Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613

Karma: 1,613

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Crazy Fool

THATS MINE IM FINNA KILL YOU

Mar 7 2006 5:37PM

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Elife

Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44

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Addict

thats mine...no touch

Mar 7 2006 5:50PM

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Antoine.

Posts: 1269 - Karma: 6

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Insane

ammmm so lets fuck

Mar 7 2006 5:52PM

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bangarangmules

Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84

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No Life

"whats cooking good looking?"
I dont think it works anymore... if it ever did

Mar 7 2006 5:53PM

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supersteez420

Posts: 496 - Karma: 10

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Ridiculous

"i miss my teddy bear will u sleep with me" and "yo bitch u wanna fuck"
because if she says yes your gonna get some ass she says no no big deal

Mar 7 2006 6:14PM

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Ski_Unit_19

Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38

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Crazy Fool

My name is Keith but you can call me tonight!

Mar 7 2006 6:18PM

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tahoeskier170

Posts: 384 - Karma: 10

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Loner

goddamnit u stole mine.

heres another one
ur so hot ur melting the elastic in my underwear
or
ur eyes are bluer than the water in my toliet

Mar 7 2006 7:03PM

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wdbo.

Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173

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No Life

a kangaroo took my lunchmoney

Mar 7 2006 7:12PM

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TheQuailman

Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147

Karma: 147

Posts: 7382

Crazy Fool

o its ur signature, ddnt notice tht, its pretty funny tho

Mar 7 2006 7:14PM

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EasternElement

Posts: 17 - Karma: 10

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Newb

Let's play army. I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

Sorry the only one I've ever really memorized.

Mar 7 2006 7:26PM

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wdbo.

Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173

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No Life

i rolled an egg down the stairs

Mar 7 2006 7:27PM

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freiker

Posts: 146 - Karma: 10

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Pro

that is the one i was going to say

Mar 7 2006 7:33PM

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QuazBotch

Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223

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If you were a nose, I'd pick you!

Mar 7 2006 7:34PM

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chapz

Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66

Karma: 66

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Crazy Fool

hey baby, im not fred flinstone, but i can make your bed rock.

Are you a parking ticket? cause you got fine written all over.

If i could re write the alphabet, i would put "u" and "i" together.

i got more but i dunno if these were posted already

Mar 7 2006 7:38PM

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drewishish

Posts: 3710 - Karma: 23

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thats wrong, its....
is that a mirror in your pocket, because i can see myself in your pants.

Mar 7 2006 7:52PM

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praymantus

Posts: 161 - Karma: 10

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Pro

you must work at subway because you just gave me a footlong

Mar 7 2006 8:22PM

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t-o-n-y

Posts: 264 - Karma: 10

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Loner

me: did you burp because it smells like cum?
her: no i just farted
me: ewww!

Mar 7 2006 9:07PM

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D_Mezz

Posts: 1382 - Karma: 16

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Insane

today this girl was listening to "we belong together" on her iPod and i saw that so i said hey baby, you know they made that song about us dont u??

Mar 7 2006 9:38PM

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duhamelski

Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192

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nice legs, when do they open

Mar 7 2006 9:43PM

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Xave

Posts: 2672 - Karma: 18

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one to make the lady laugh? never tried it tho

Sooo...you wanna know what time it is?

i think its better in french and im a poor translater....

Mar 7 2006 9:48PM

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TheWorst

Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17

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Crazy Fool

Your so hot i'd suck a fart straight outta your ass... -post a pickup line thread

or heres one i made up...

i couldnt think of a pickup line in the presence of your beauty... you wanna makeout?

Mar 7 2006 9:50PM

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sampsihoyos

Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910

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Insane

wanna play battleship?
Whats that?
its where i lay down and you blow the hell outa me.

Mar 7 2006 9:54PM

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Elijah.

Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76

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Crazy Fool

hey can i check your tag? (go look at her shirts tag) As I thought, made in heaven.

Make ambulence noises, and say, thats the ambulences coming because I think my heart just stopped

Your kind of shiny, because i can see myself all over you

night at the roxbury has a bunch in it

Mar 7 2006 10:21PM

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jarossamdb7

Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10

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No Life

no more bold...

some of these are funny, but I like mine the best. it usually has atleast a positive outcome, more of the time then most of the others anyway.

Mar 7 2006 11:33PM

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John.

Posts: 1327 - Karma: 11

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Insane

him:Did you know you have 265 bones in your body?
her:no
him: want another one?

Mar 7 2006 11:37PM

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Ryanvdonk

Posts: 12811 - Karma: 1,971

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Crazy Fool

word, chris kattan's parents live near me, i seen him in safeway a couple weeks ago.
"you from out of town?"

it depends, but i've gotten by with "hey"
but usually it's something like "hey, is that a new shirt, looks hot"

Mar 8 2006 1:49AM

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