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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
Whats the best pickup line you've heard?
'The word of the day is 'legs.' Let's go back to my place and spread the word.'





I'm gonna live forever or die trying
Jun 16 2003 9:00PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
do you wanna have sex?
no!
Do you mind holding still then?


Palestine?
Jun 16 2003 9:02PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i fucked that one up, sorry.


Palestine?
Jun 16 2003 9:06PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
still funny

Jun 16 2003 9:06PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
wanna pretend to be squirells so i can bust a nut in ur hole?

i have a watch on the tells if u have panties on or off now, and right now their off. 'no they r on'. hmmm must be a hour fast


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
Jun 16 2003 9:08PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
i bet you $10 that you cant fit my dick in your mouth
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What the hell is this, i said egg whites only! You trying to give me a bloody heart attack?? Make it again!!! Aaaah the breakfast thing, it wasnt even about the eggs, really. Frankly i like the yolks, i, i, i do. I have no problem, its just theres always been alot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much as i want to kill her. It's just i want her to not be alive anymore. Uh, i sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then i think to myself,'My god, wouldnt it be marvolous if i turned out to be a homosexual?' -Stewie

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
Jun 16 2003 9:11PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
is yo daddy a butcher, cuz you got two fine hams in your pants!
-AndrewP

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East Coast - 'Bitch Please, Ride with Steeze'

COC - Session C
Jun 16 2003 9:13PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
They say that women know if they are gonna fuck a guy in 5 seconds, well lucky for you i can fuck you in less then 5 seconds.
fuck i'm doing bad today


Palestine?
Jun 16 2003 9:15PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
That shirt is very becoming of u. Of course if I were on u, I'd be cumming, too.
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Jun 16 2003 9:16PM
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aSkiGirl42
Posts: 44 - Karma: 10
a guy on hte lift said to me 'hey baby nice skis, wanna huck?' i thought it was kinda a lame attempt

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-->REPRESENT THE ND

season 2004, call me the bus driver cuz im takin ya to school

If ya can't tuck it, then huck it, and if that don't work fuck that shizness.
Jun 16 2003 9:16PM
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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
i got a bunch of old ones:

excuse me i seem to have mislaced my phone number, can i have yours?

Can you suck a golf ball through 30 ft. of garden hose?

Hey do you wanna go get some pizza and then go to my place and fuck?
no!
What you dont like pizza?




Oompa
Jun 16 2003 9:21PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
when this guy was asking me out the other day...
(it was pretty lame)

'You wanna know who I like'
'uh..sure?'
'it's this hot girl you know really well'
'okay?'
'That's right, it's you'

poor guy...I feel bad now

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

skihood.com
Jun 16 2003 9:32PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
Do you have a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them.

There was a really funny website with like 1000's of pickup lines but i dunno where it went

CoC session E
Jun 16 2003 9:47PM
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Muppet
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
there's been many threads on this before go back a bit and you might find them.


[D][O[M]

Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
Jun 16 2003 9:51PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
'get on your knees bitch'

i like to burn things
i can do a summersault
Jun 16 2003 10:24PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
i don't understand what the fuck people need pick up lines for. if you like a girl, then go over talk to them for a while, and if they are interested, invite them over later.not that fucking hard


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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
Jun 16 2003 11:43PM
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mariberries
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
word to skiinsted
premium quality!!
~marian
Jun 17 2003 12:16AM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
'I must be a snowflake- cause I sure am fallin for you.'

HAHA. oh dear lord I hope no one ever uses that one.
'You two are the blackest white chicks I have ever met.' ~Danny M
Jun 17 2003 12:21AM
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tipshift
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
me:Did it hurt?
her:When?
me:When you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down???? Do me a favor and put a paper bag on your head.

Me:So, I can tell you're single
her:How?
me:you're ugly.

'Tipshift is the most sexiest guy I knowed like ever.'-CROYCE

I love you tipshift marry me-lizziebeth

Jun 17 2003 12:23AM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
is there a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants...or soemthing like that


Official Executioner of the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council

www.FreeStylerX.com - FreeSki and Aggro Skate - FSX 4 Life!
Jun 17 2003 12:41AM
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jibberkid69
Posts: 1539 - Karma: 90
^^^that was already said



'one twelv rails' comming soon to a backyard near you
Jun 17 2003 1:45AM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
'Baby I wanna shit on your chest and rub it in with my foot.'

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'
Jun 17 2003 9:30AM
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VANULAR
Posts: 1930 - Karma: 5,131
her:how are u?
him:i'm fine, but not as fine as you!

are you from tenesse, cause your the only 10 i see.

hey there sexy wanna fuck.

if i owned the alphabet i would put u and I together....

Jun 17 2003 10:11AM
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BMit
Posts: 1526 - Karma: 218
the best one is 'get on your knees bitch' or the tree one... ugly people suck
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Tip-2-Tip Ski and Skiboard Team....We Rule
Jun 17 2003 3:42PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
'are those space pants your wearing? because your ass is outta this world!'

'excuse me....but i lost my teddy bear...will you sleep with me tonight?'

'there must be a keg in your pants, because i want to tap that ass!'

'do you work for ups? because i swear i saw you checking out my package'

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...
Jun 17 2003 3:55PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
nice shoes, wanna fuck?

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'yeti you're my new hero' - lineskier10

'the more it hurts, the better it feels' - Sarah

'i always make my bitches get abortions' - Dave Pauls
FROSTMONKEY
Jun 17 2003 4:00PM
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manwiththemetalleg
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 91
To a foreign bird-

Have you any English in you?
Would you like some?



Don't be a toad, follow the ski-way code
Jun 17 2003 4:36PM
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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
hey baby, why dont you come over here and you can sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that POPS up?'

Oompa
Jun 18 2003 10:37PM
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ReggaeConcept
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 15
these are the best ive ever heard....go here

http://jh.pair.com/bnb/b&blines.htm

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life's like a box of chocolates
Jun 18 2003 10:46PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
mine are the best pick up lines you have ever heard. yes.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...
Jun 18 2003 11:02PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
i'm attracted to you like dung beetles are to feces.

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Like a good roast, a good skier takes time to develop
Jun 19 2003 2:51AM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
check the one in my sig...i love it
Mar 7 2006 1:03PM
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mooven
Posts: 191 - Karma: 14
not exactly the worst, but
"i've got clean sheets and a big bed, you wana go home?"
Mar 7 2006 1:06PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
heres one that girls might actually not mind!

I went fishing yesterday and cought a fish this big [arms spread and you put one around her shoulders]
Mar 7 2006 1:10PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
dayummm son....so smooth...or at least it beats the yawning move
Mar 7 2006 1:11PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
ok best one ever.

Lets play military, I lay on the gorund and you blow the shit out of me
Mar 7 2006 1:16PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
if you were a booger i would pick you first
Mar 7 2006 1:20PM
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mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
haha that's the best one yet.
Mar 7 2006 1:20PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
Amazing!
Mar 7 2006 2:19PM
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pwallstreet
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 41
damn that is funny:

"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street."


good one
Mar 7 2006 2:25PM
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campbell12
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
here's one:

"wanna play carpenter? first we get hammered then i nail you."
Mar 7 2006 2:31PM
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ninjea
Posts: 2083 - Karma: 28
just say "picachu, i choose you" and cockslap the bitch
Mar 7 2006 2:44PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
anything with either pikachu or cockslap in it makes me giggle like a school girl
Mar 7 2006 2:47PM
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Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by you again?
Mar 7 2006 4:10PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
nice legs...what time do they open???
Mar 7 2006 4:13PM
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Powdahound
Posts: 522 - Karma: 9
haha thats a mad good one.. instead of the fish or the yawn you just say lets count shoulders and start on yours and go across
Mar 7 2006 4:16PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
nice shoes wanna fuck

do u give head to strangers?
no
allow me to introduce myself
Mar 7 2006 4:43PM
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AMcCraw
Posts: 845 - Karma: 703
meet mi friend neil, and bob
Mar 7 2006 4:52PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
i just got this one used on me the other day and i wanted to tell the kid to just shoot himself for even saying it. Not the best one ive heard but...

Are you that girl that had sex with that guy from NY?... WANNA BE??..
Mar 7 2006 4:52PM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
ahahaha thats pathetic
Mar 7 2006 4:56PM
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skia4life89
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 172
i think you owe me some money....why? because you have been living in my heart and not paying rent.
Mar 7 2006 4:58PM
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