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Some sexy new moves...

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cj
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50 NEW sex moves to try!!

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=3471&SectionID=1

im a personal fan of The Britney Spears....Fuck a piece of shit, and then pay it millions of dollars to leave.

Jan 29 2007 10:37PM
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bkjumpr
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that is classic
Jan 29 2007 10:51PM
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liukangkid
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hahaha the carlos mencia-do nothing funny for a half an hour
Jan 29 2007 11:06PM
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da-bling
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hahahaha
Jan 29 2007 11:12PM
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gab_mori7
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the tony romo!!!
Jan 29 2007 11:23PM
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Ben.
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the inconsiderate driver lol
Jan 29 2007 11:26PM
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skiierman
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Hahaha I loved that one.
Jan 29 2007 11:31PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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The Secret Affair
While eating her boxed lunch, start a flirtatious conversation with her vagina. When she asks you what you're doing, deny you are talking to anyone. When she closes her eyes again, laugh and then whisper into her vagina, "Shhhhh! You're going to get me in trouble."
Jan 29 2007 11:36PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Heh, Lance Armstrong
Jan 29 2007 11:52PM
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cj
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this ones a lill harsh...

The Jon Benet
Have your girl dress up like the rotting corpse of a murdered seven-year-old beauty pageant contestant. You wear a sign that reads, "The News Media". Then fuck her mercilessly into the ground for more than decade.
Jan 30 2007 9:23PM
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49566738265
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the britney spears one made me poop my pants
Jan 30 2007 9:35PM
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guava
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hahaha i cant stop laughing at the almost threesome
Jan 30 2007 9:56PM
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wrenegade
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The inconsiderate driver, that one slayed me.
Jan 30 2007 10:28PM
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scientist
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The Steven Tyler
Fuck a largemouth bass.
Jan 30 2007 10:50PM
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ISkiSwitch
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thats my favorite. sooo funny.
Jan 30 2007 11:05PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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haha man some of those had me laughing so hard. whats with the jon benet ramsey one though? thats fucked up. i like the one like "bonus points if you murder julia roberts"so random.
Jan 30 2007 11:08PM
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Literature
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Yes!
Jan 31 2007 12:22AM
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spere
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+1
Jan 31 2007 12:33AM
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Bloom.
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haha the secret affair
Jan 31 2007 12:43AM
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