Candide just got serrrrrrrved

james44

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bit harsh

Jan 29 2007 6:32PM

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MadSteezin

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i dont get it...

Jan 29 2007 6:42PM

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DynastarriderGP

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ouch

Jan 29 2007 6:42PM

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skiRay

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yeah me neither. unless he quoted it

Jan 29 2007 6:45PM

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wAy2sTeEzY4u

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haha sizzle

why do french guns have depreciated value? theyve been dropped so many times. lol

Jan 29 2007 6:45PM

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JaphyRyder

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i dont get it, but i do know that he owned that comp

Jan 29 2007 6:45PM

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chairdawg

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haha that sucks

Jan 29 2007 6:46PM

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mohawkskier

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french jokes are for republicans

Jan 29 2007 6:48PM

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nickmiles

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i just googled french retreat, i think they are talking about how the french never stay in wars and shit. idk about the frog and gummie bear part tho. candide's run was ill, deffinatly deserved 1st.

Jan 29 2007 6:50PM

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Pigletpen

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american nationalism at its finest.
maybe by retreating they mean pole plants on every feature.

Jan 29 2007 6:51PM

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skidemon22

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im a republican. watcha gonna do about it?

anyway, candide is a sick skiier. but those jokes are funny.

Jan 29 2007 6:53PM

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Jr-o-c

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joke was in frogs (french) kangaroos (new zealand) and gummi bears (not sure where) were in the contest....and then the rest is not appropriate considering im french. fucking punks, if i was there whoever wrote that would have gotten a nnice punch in the face from me.

Jan 29 2007 6:58PM

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I don't think the author of this thread knows what it means to "get served."

"In France, Candide is considered a national hero, because he often retreats and cannot be found."

Candide "often retreats"? Please explain that one to me. Candide brings it in every comp and film segment he does.

I assume this has something to do with the fact that he's fairly private and doesn't do a lot of interviews. Personally, I like him more for that fact. While I love Tanner Hall, the skier, I could give a fuck about Tanner Hall, the Provo-posse-prop-giving, ankle-brake-overcoming, mircophone-blowjobbing individual.

Jan 29 2007 7:02PM

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Ban11

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along with the rest of the world

Jan 29 2007 7:04PM

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HeathR

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Yeah i read that and found it kinda of akward and not very proffesional. They said a couple of other things about other riders too.

Jan 29 2007 7:05PM

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skidemon22

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im french too, but they are good jokes and they have the right to say the jokes

Jan 29 2007 7:05PM

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Pigletpen

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hahah, his yard got stomped.

Jan 29 2007 7:06PM

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JEAAAAA NIGGA! CANDIDE THOVES REPRESENT BITCH

Jan 29 2007 7:10PM

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niels.

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kangaroo is the kangaroo flip i htink frogs are probably the french and gummy bears are soemhting eXpn invented to be cool. how all those things are competing in slopestyle

Jan 29 2007 7:14PM

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IHOP

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Is history not taught in high school anymore?

Jan 29 2007 7:17PM

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FUUUCK

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kangaroos(kangaroo flip): jon olsson
frogs: candide
gummi bears: sammy carlson

Jan 29 2007 7:19PM

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Holte

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Candide is known for being softspoken and a bit reclusive and has a history of accidentally missing medal ceremonies. The French military has a history of retreating. Therefore, it's absolutely hilarious to state that Candide often retreats and cannot be found.

Jan 29 2007 7:20PM

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FUUUCK

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im really surprised there was no octopuss reference

Jan 29 2007 7:20PM

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hey man, i love candide, by far my favourite skier. im just quoting the website

Jan 29 2007 7:23PM

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If you look at the pictures there is one:

"Charles Gagnier calls this trick an "octo-grab" because it resembles an octopus. We don't have the heart to point out that there's only six arms here."

I don't know why they write the shittiest possible captions for skiing photos...it happened last year too. I can just see these idiots sitting around a table giggling like girls at their amazing wit.

Jan 29 2007 7:31PM

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AKdiv

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Fair enough. I guess I just don't see what the actual criticism of Candide is here.

Then again, maybe I shouldn't expect journalistic excellence from EXPN.

Jan 29 2007 7:34PM

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FUUUCK

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hahaha true

Jan 29 2007 7:35PM

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french_fry

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Fuck you yankees. Stick to your burgers, fat women, and endless american dream ;)

Jan 29 2007 8:31PM

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Albino

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thats gunna be more ironic when you guys pull out of iraq eventually. its like vietnam 2, the new batch.

Jan 29 2007 8:39PM

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frogs (candides outfit) kangaroos (olssons flip) and gummie bears (Sammy's diet) and the french part is because they can't stay in wars and they are mocked up to be a bunch of pussies, a stereotype you could say.

Jan 29 2007 8:41PM

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ilovemybitch

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frogs are french people... ask your parents

Jan 29 2007 8:54PM

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gangsteeze101

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candide doesnt get served he does the serving bra

Jan 29 2007 9:02PM

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SkierJulie

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if you don't know what that is refering to, attend your european history classes more frequently.

Jan 29 2007 9:06PM

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Pctoinou

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When will American journalists understand that there is something else to be proud of in a country than its army? Seriously, french bashing is getting old ;)

Feb 14 2007 4:19PM

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SteveStepp

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rude!

Feb 14 2007 4:20PM

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chickenwang

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isnt it because a couple years ago he got 2nd in a comp and didnt show up for the cerimonies and left and 2 weeks later was at the beach in brazil or sum shyt

Feb 14 2007 4:27PM

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meh, everyone disses on everyone nowadays. I mean, hell there are people who stick up for the terrorists...oops, sorry I mean insurgents.

french jokes aside, Candide is amazing. I'd rather have him represent out sport than Tanner when it comes to public speaking.

Feb 14 2007 4:44PM

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you hurd about the new french tank... 2 speed foward 16 reverse! haaaa

french people are people tooo. but french canunks have no soul and have yellow goo in place of blood

Feb 14 2007 5:18PM

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Casey

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Making fun of France is funny, but making fun of France for their stance in Iraq is kind of baseless... we're in a big military disaster now and they're not. The point was though, this joke is dumb, that tank joke above was way funnier.

Feb 14 2007 5:27PM

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