Replying to BHCTM Fund

I am in a certain predicament. Ive been in this town for 16 year and im still looking for hot chicks. You think hot chicks would go hand in hand with a sick resort like mammoth, but they just arnt here. That is why im starting the BHCTM(Bring Hot Chicks to Mammoth) Fund. However you would like to contribute is up to you. We will be accepting cash donations to pay for plane tickets/transportation. You can also donate you sister (18 and over please). Thank you for your cooperation.

PS - if this thread is fucked up in any, its not my fault. stopped drinking a few hours ago, got 1 hour of sleep and now i sitting in a tierd drunken stupor at my cubical and i pissed cause skiing ended yesterday and we still have a perfect superpipe a mile or 2 up the hill at 10,500 feet


'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve