Replying to Fuck.

I was visiting my hometown for the weekend and last night i dented my friends truck... there were three vehicles in the driveway like so.

AB
C

A is a truck, B is a car, C is another truck, we had to take truck A out and i had to drive because the other two were drunk. i guess truck c was parked sorta diagonal and i didnt notice, and i ended up back into him a bit and making a 10 inch diameter dent right in front of his rear light. now im probably looking at a good 500-700$(CDN) to have to pay for even though i have no job because im really busy with school. Besides being a male prostitute and selling drugs is there any way i can make some good money in 2 weeks?

Any other similar stories?