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the worst way to die?

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Ghost
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What is the worst way to die?

Suffocating from being squished while in the middle of a sandwhich with two 500 pound unshaved French dykes with a bad case of the gout would not be good times.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Jun 15 2003 11:06PM
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rsd
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being buried alive in a coffin! and everyone really thought you were dead! ahh

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Jun 16 2003 7:10PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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The worst way, idk, i hate the thought of drowning, ive come close (river rafting and what not), but another that would suck well...
imagine your all alone and you need to get yer coat from the hook but its real high up so you need to jump but when you jump, you go in too far and your eye socket hooks on it, and here you stay hooked all night long with blood flowing from yer eye socket.

as far as cool way to die.
I want to be old and in a hospital bed with my family and then someone says a joke and i laugh but then feel myself going.
I would then pretend I am humping an angel and die with everyone laughing.
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Jun 16 2003 7:14PM
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edmonton_skier
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the way one of pierrfe eliot trudeaus kids died he was bc skiing then an avalnache got him and caired him into a lake and the lake was obciously frezing and he drowned. the worst past was that the ppl on shoire where less then 30 ft away. either that or what happened to some dude on darwin he got ran over slowly by a wheat choper in a farm
Jun 16 2003 8:02PM
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linefreerider
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i think the coolest way to die would be goin off like a 200 ft table with a 100 ft high jump, and huck,in yourself to shit, and then just thud and your dead. no pain, and u would be doin somethin u like.
another cool way wpould be goin really fast in a sportscar and jumpin a drawbridge, but u dont make it, and jus die from impact on the water


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Jun 16 2003 8:04PM
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lanks
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another bad way to die would be slowly after 50 years of heavy smoking, not being able to breath by the end, and having such poor health and personal hygiene. it wouldnt be the worst, just reaaally depressing.


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Jun 16 2003 10:58PM
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Huck2live1612
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being skinned alive then being rolled in salt then having lemon juice poured all over u until u shrivel up and dry then being stabbed with burning prongs
me: what the hell is that?
sister:its a boat u dumbass
me:well what the fuck do they nedd it for? the shitheads
Jun 17 2003 8:48AM
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Ghost
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I heard some Middle Eastern groups use a process that keeps your body submerged in water and your head above it so you can breathe.

Slowly your skin will begin to rub off..

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Jun 17 2003 3:23PM
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sherLocke
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thats sick man, you get like saturated and just rot and fall apart, it must take forever though but its bad. another bad way to die would be a lack of sleep. if people just injected a steady flow of caffine into you while you were all tied up. and you just stayed awake for days on end on caffine and water, no food nothing else. i think you would just crack up and have a heart attack, it would suck. you would shit out your insides too with tons of caffine. it would not be nice.
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Jun 17 2003 4:51PM
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g-man
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mauled by a Grizzly
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Jun 17 2003 9:35PM
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Winter_Seagal
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having steven seagal break every bone in ur body and then remembering that he is an old fat as nowadays. He can still fight even though hes so fuckin fat and old.
'cuckoo crazy'- Steven Seagal
Jun 17 2003 9:45PM
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SkiHead
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having someone sandpaper you with sandpaper, startign at the tip of ur dick


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Jun 17 2003 10:34PM
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Winter_Seagal
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^^eeewwwwwww
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Jun 17 2003 11:25PM
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SkiHead
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haha, its kindof a turn-on , though


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Jun 18 2003 12:03AM
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jibrevolution
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Jun 18 2003 12:36AM
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rsd
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^haha that was a good one

-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj

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Jun 18 2003 10:23PM
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newschooljibber
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the worst way to die would be to be thrown out of an airplane at a really high altitude with no parachute, so it takes like 5 minutes for you to hit the ground, all the while you know ur gonna die and there's no way you can live and you just have to wait for it to come



Jun 18 2003 11:26PM
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rsd
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i heard a lot of people have heart attacks before impact because they know they r gonna die

-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj

' guys are far from evil. We're like little bunnies'-itsbackfliptime
Jun 18 2003 11:27PM
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Krongos
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being smothered in your own feces
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Jun 18 2003 11:33PM
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bigskia
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Breast cancer, if your a guy
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Jun 19 2003 1:37PM
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teresak2
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your sealed in a small dark room, gaged and bound with creepy things you never see, that crawl all over you and eat you alive. i had a dream like that it was some fucked up shit.

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Jun 19 2003 2:43PM
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caleBCaleb
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^yes that would be terrible. The falling out of an airplane would be the funnest way to die ever.
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Jun 19 2003 2:54PM
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Ghost
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I say if you are going to die, and you know you are going to die, then you should go out with glory.

Try to jump the Grand Canyon... on a scooter.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Jun 22 2003 3:27AM
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kuoppis
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i wouldn't like to be drowned in water.
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Jun 22 2003 5:08AM
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chardi
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get your balls chopped off then die of old age
Feb 13 2010 7:48PM
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Laurent.
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No death but slightly worse then dead imo.
Complete paralyzation: You can still think, but you'd never know you'de be alive for sure, you wouldn't know if you were awake or dreaming, you can do nothing, it's just you and your toughts.
Feb 13 2010 8:01PM
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DrZoidberg
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Death by reading threads from seven years ago. That or being killed by a mob or NSers for bumping a seven year old thread. That would be brutal.
Feb 13 2010 8:17PM
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Slinger1x1
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aside from this being a terrible bump

I would say flying off a luge sled and hitting a metal wall at 90 mph would be pretty bad...
Feb 13 2010 8:25PM
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HippieLetuce420
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bleeding to death, or having ur insides ripped out, or puking to death.
Feb 13 2010 8:47PM
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yojimbo
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try being trapped under there tangled up in rope.
Feb 13 2010 9:05PM
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Stickity
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drowning in your own blood

i've lost 1/3 of my blood
not fun
Feb 13 2010 9:07PM
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Blurst
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How so?
Feb 13 2010 9:36PM
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Stickity
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tonsilectomy
2 weeks after the surgery, the scabs fell off IN MY SLEEP
i was bleeding for a few hours, then woke up and started coughing it up
my mom drove me to the hospital (at about 3 in the morning)
i started vomiting the blood FAST
i tried to stand up and then passed out
my mom then told me they put me back in the bed, raised my feet, and blood started pouring out of my mouth and nose and it went all over my face
they then cauterized the area where it was bleeding and i was fine

in the 2 weeks after i got my tonsils taken out i lost about 15 pounds and i'm pretty small anyways so that was muscle
my first day back at school was kinda funny because they weighed us for school records so i was like 105 :p


sparknotes: getting my tonsils taken out could have potentially killed me if i didn't wake up

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Feb 13 2010 9:42PM
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Big_Spence
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cougar attack.
Feb 13 2010 9:43PM
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Blurst
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Wow thats brutal.
Feb 13 2010 9:44PM
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Stickity
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it's a marvelous story for when people are like "omg i skinned my knee it hurt"
Feb 13 2010 9:46PM
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FerrisBueller
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All ways to die are horrible, but there are fun ones that wouldn't be so bad.
Feb 13 2010 9:47PM
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Stickity
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o gawd
please excuse me if this hasn't been said









luge
sorry
+vibes
Feb 13 2010 9:50PM
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SteezyOhio
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running the boston marathon, winning then immediately going into cardiac arrest and dying at the line
Feb 15 2010 12:53AM
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KiDCuDi
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drowning i think would be the worst, even though it was said like 5 times.. some kid a bunch of my friends knew drowned today. rip.
Feb 15 2010 1:36AM
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Kod
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Noob Toob.



I rage when that happens,
Feb 15 2010 1:41AM
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