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The "i got arrested game"

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jKutcher
Posts: 3936 - Karma: 4,260
so here's the deal, find out how you will be arrested, the google way. Go to google, type "(your FIRST name) was arrested for" and see what you got sent to the slammer for. Remember to use the quotations marks, or else it wont work.

i will go first

John was arrested for fifth degree possession of methampheamine. boy i love my meth
Jan 26 2007 10:16PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 1,575
Double homicide
Feb 14 2013 8:40PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
DUI. Fuck
Feb 14 2013 8:45PM
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TRAP_CHEF
Posts: 1172 - Karma: 279
Ian was arrested for possession of prescription drugs without a prescription and paraphernalia. Yea I mean I'm kinda a bad ass
Feb 14 2013 8:46PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
Child Porn.


Funny thing is its actually me
Feb 14 2013 8:47PM
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DubV134
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 690
Mind is blown right now - some guy with the same first/last name as me was arrested in the same state as me on the same date but four years earlier for the same thing (DUI)
Feb 14 2013 8:55PM
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madchronic
Posts: 460 - Karma: 325
Ben arrested for killing his wife
Feb 14 2013 8:56PM
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DirtyDan
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 158
ahahahah
Feb 14 2013 8:58PM
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Simon.k
Posts: 918 - Karma: 1,055
"simon was arrested for racism after Chinese passers-by hear him perform Kung Fu Fighting"


Sep 7 2013 8:37PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
Sean was arrested for NJ Nanny Cam home invasion. apparently i beat the shit outta someone
Sep 7 2013 8:44PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,470
ITS ALL ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
ALLLLL ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
Sep 7 2013 8:48PM
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Peachbutt
Posts: 623 - Karma: 601
"Devon got arrested for sexually harassing a waitress, trying to get her to shove 6 chicken wings up her ***"


Epic.
Sep 7 2013 8:53PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,363
"15-Year-Old Devon, was arrested for DUI and careless driving"
Hmm...that kinda sounds like me!
Sep 7 2013 8:55PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,183
DAVID Flores arrested on domestic abuse charges
Sep 7 2013 8:56PM
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SamMcChesney
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 2,199
Sam was arrested for a DUI.

pretty boring.
Sep 7 2013 8:59PM
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Peachbutt
Posts: 623 - Karma: 601
U hav an kol naem
Sep 7 2013 9:10PM
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doGelyst
Posts: 2492 - Karma: 509
"Tom was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey."
Sep 7 2013 9:22PM
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KimJong-Illest
Posts: 883 - Karma: 3,110
matt got arrested for domestic violence. I hit harder than Kanye.
Sep 7 2013 9:36PM
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123+ski
Posts: 2832 - Karma: 581
last name came up with nothing, first name only (peter) only came up with bible references
Sep 7 2013 9:38PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,358
andrew was arrested for sending obscene photos to his high school students.


fuck
Sep 7 2013 10:01PM
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MikeRonzitti
Posts: 191 - Karma: 330
"Mike was arrested for child molestation"
Sep 7 2013 10:29PM
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Mr.Mitten
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 3,996
"Nicholas was arrested for burglary after Police say he returned a stolen purse"
Sep 7 2013 10:39PM
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WPoch
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 3,879
Will was arrested for the murder of Stefano Dimera.
Sep 7 2013 10:47PM
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jKutcher
Posts: 3936 - Karma: 4,260
haha quality bump
Sep 7 2013 10:57PM
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NEIL-YOUNG
Posts: 317 - Karma: 423
Colton was arrested for drunk driving Labor Day evening
Sep 7 2013 11:11PM
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DayMan
Posts: 4707 - Karma: 8,793
"Charlie was arrested for attempted sexual penetration."

Bahaha wtf
Sep 7 2013 11:14PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
i cant play this game. i just get a bunch of justin bieber bullshit

after two pages of justin bieber i get some justin carter guy who was arrested for a facebook comment and put on suicide watch.

these people are a disgrace to my name.....
Sep 7 2013 11:21PM
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flyingsqirrel3
Posts: 91 - Karma: 305
John was arrested for stalking a teen girl in Nashville.
Sep 8 2013 1:10AM
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Kooky_Lukey
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 1,966
Luke got arrested for breaking off parking meters while drunk
Sep 8 2013 2:33AM
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Logan.
Posts: 717 - Karma: 1,862
"Logan was arrested for child neglect."

Makes sense, I didn't even know I had a child.
Sep 8 2013 2:47AM
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LoathesRaisins
Posts: 3612 - Karma: 4,735
Sean was arrested for digging a hole to Hell, which released numerous evil demons into public.
Sep 8 2013 3:13AM
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pj21
Posts: 400 - Karma: 4,635
Archie was arrested for lewd and lascivious conduct after being found having sex in a bathroom stall with a male ...
Sep 8 2013 3:16AM
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vandersteeze
Posts: 2650 - Karma: 1,511
Sep 8 2013 3:36AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
Legit
Sep 8 2013 6:10AM
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TijmenDal
Posts: 4849 - Karma: 1,296
Corruption.

badass...
Sep 8 2013 6:51AM
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cameron_taylor
Posts: 325 - Karma: 446
Cameron Taylor was arrested for murder...
Well thats gone well...
Sep 8 2013 7:53AM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7595 - Karma: 37,719
Kyle was arrested for cutting people in bar.
Sep 8 2013 9:49AM
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JonasJuhler
Posts: 347 - Karma: 1,351
Jonas is under arrest ... for being a dreamboat
Seems legit
Sep 8 2013 10:43AM
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Bozite
Posts: 981 - Karma: 561
Max arrested on suspicion of sexual offences
Sep 8 2013 11:18AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Jack was arrested for DUI and weed
Sep 8 2013 11:24AM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
Temple guard Khalif Wyatt arrested in Atlantic City, is charged with engaging in prostitution and resisting arrest.
I wish my first name was Khalif. That would be sick.
Sep 8 2013 11:46AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
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I'm a model fucking citizen.
Sep 8 2013 12:00PM
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Julian.F
Posts: 2738 - Karma: 1,281
Julian was arrested for passing out flyers
Sep 8 2013 12:38PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
"The 2006 Dodge Magnum they were traveling in was stopped just before 9 a.m. Tuesday. Troopers seized nearly 1,000 Ecstasy pills, more than 140 prescription pills, nine grams of heroin and a bottle of liquid codeine.

The value of the drugs found in the cargo area of the vehicle is more than $29,600, according to the Ohio State Highway Patrol."













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Sep 8 2013 2:49PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Tom Guiry, who played Scotty Smalls in The Sandlot, was arrested in Houston for allegedly head-butting a police officer while intoxicated
Sep 8 2013 3:24PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,397
Alex arrested for gun found in luggage.
Sep 8 2013 3:25PM
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,368
'tony was arrested for calling homosexuality a sin' lol
Sep 8 2013 3:29PM
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Austin.ski
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 2,579
Austin was arrested for filming the police
Sep 8 2013 3:31PM
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HolySchimmel
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 1,295
"chris was arrested for inappropriate acts with a minor who is on the doe run fire dept."

Ok -.-
Sep 8 2013 4:35PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
Max was arrested for allegdly beating up his son. Hahaha oh shit!
Sep 8 2013 4:39PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,402
hahahahah fucking WIN

Rock star Phil Collins' nephew arrested in Peru after police 'find £3m worth of cocaine stashed in yacht fire extinguishers and fuel tanks'

His nephew is also named Phil
Sep 8 2013 5:00PM
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