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so here's the deal, find out how you will be arrested, the google way. Go to google, type "(your FIRST name) was arrested for" and see what you got sent to the slammer for. Remember to use the quotations marks, or else it wont work.
i will go first
John was arrested for fifth degree possession of methampheamine. boy i love my meth
