Yo, so here's a story....It's about today....
ok, i wake up at 11 or so, roll my ass downstairs and we're having a garage sale...so im like aiight, hold up, ill get some shit...bring out my maxims and old walkmans to go with the dirtbike, my 1080's with s914 bindings, boots, a bike frame, all the drawers full of my bike parts and I went back inside to cook some fookin scrambled eggs man. Then I bounced with my buddies Ben and Basset, we rocked downtown and met up with Alexa...sweet Alexa......and we had nachos n beer, looked at some digeridoos and bongos, then got bored and decided we needed to jump off a bridge. We rocked with another car o boys (Skisnuffer) and we do some crazy ass driving to these 2 bridges, almost hittin a turtle. We get to the bridges and rock up and stand on the railing. There's 4 lanes of traffic blowin by right behind us. Mark (skisnuffer) rocked a sick laid out back off the bridge...got a sick pic Ill post, and we all jump off.....a bit chilly...about an inch an a half.....and we get out, and rock to the other, higher train bridge. We're gettin ready when an ambulance pulls up and toots it's queer french horn....so naturally i figure he's just sayin' give er! and I give him the thumbs up as mark pulls a 360 back. The paramedics didn't like that.....2 more ambulances arrive, along with 5-0. They tell us to bounce, so we get in the car and drive. WE get to my house, and eat some chili I cooked up earlier. Then we got on our bikes and rode down to the treefort, nailing in another ladder and another floor. It's gettin close to the former glory of the original Fort Overboy.....*tear*....and basset sliced open his knuckle very nicely, and wrote his name in blood on the fort. Then we took off back to my buddy john's house, where I watched a 9 story human pyramid being built...nutty......and then we hopped in John's BMW and went to my other buddy chris's house..it was his b-day and i feasted on burgers and snaussiges, givin him killer birthday beats......shut the hell up you wiseasses......and i got bored pretty quick..especially after three 400 lb walruses showed up...so we chucked basset's bike in the trunk of the beamer, and took off to the casino so basset could try his 'system'...the first time he tried his 'system' he lost 350$, attacked a slot machine, and got quickly escorted out of the premises. So we were def. down for another show. His system is to go to roulette, see when 4 of the same colour have been called, then put 100 on the other colour, and double your bet if you lose. max bet 500$, you either lose 700 or win 100. SO after a good phych up, we go to the tables.....the first table we see has a streak of 9 black, the last three #'s all black 29, and the 2 before that black 35. sooo.......yeah, we check a diff. table, and see a streak of 4 black, and 100 was on red...he was committed.....round...aaaaaaannnddddd.....black. yeah.....so 200 is on red.......annnnddddd......it was in a red, but bouncing crazily.........it stayed it. He won, so we bounce past our Vipers...heheh, there were 3 vipers out front....hop in the beamer, and go to the strip club, drinks on him. We watch some sweet honeys and wallowing in victory, get balsy and pull out a camera to grab some strippers shots.....yeah...so we decide to compare the strip clubs in ottawa, and head out towards the other one, PInks. We jet pigales and race some yuppy jetta drivers, get there and hit that scene.....they have 3 poles and everything is closer, so i get some pics and then we jet, now Im in bassets basement smokin a wind down dube, and now I gotta jet cause of a domestic..
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