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Things a skier should do before they die.

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Dustin.
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So I read the Skiing mags December issue with the 50 things all skiers should do before they die and I thought we could do way better. So c'mon what you got?

My first one is:

1. Kill a Gay-per.
Jan 25 2007 10:38PM
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Mr.O
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 23
sky dive, base jump any thign like that
Jan 26 2007 12:14PM
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BrokenBones
Posts: 1275 - Karma: 703
The best/most fun thing i've ever done skiing was go with a group of 15 friends on a powder day and duck ropes. Soo much fun.
Jan 26 2007 12:49PM
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japanair
Posts: 441 - Karma: 40
tree skiing in Hokkaido, Japan
Jan 26 2007 1:09PM
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chrismoJBEATS
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yesssssss very fun indeed
Jan 26 2007 1:14PM
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liukangkid
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Eat a beaver tail
Jan 26 2007 1:28PM
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Ryanvdonk
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haha, just make sure all those douche-bag snowboarders know you did too.
Jan 26 2007 1:45PM
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Dustin.
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4. Duck a rope and ski an amazing line making sure ski patrol doesn't catch you.
Jan 26 2007 3:35PM
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steevner
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another one: get caught by ski patrol. I'm sure you've all done that
Jan 26 2007 3:43PM
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Tolz
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only if they're cute...

...and female
Jan 26 2007 3:48PM
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Pigletpen
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ski
Jan 26 2007 5:24PM
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Dustin.
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or...
5. Race through the slow zones and make them chase you.
Jan 26 2007 6:46PM
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Dustin.
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6. Make a jump over the "NO FLY ZONE" sign.

7. Ski Alaskan pow.
Jan 26 2007 6:48PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Hit Chad's.
Jan 26 2007 6:48PM
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soulskier
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ski a foreign country, ski true powder
Jan 26 2007 6:51PM
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Ryanvdonk
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ski 3 ft of cascade concrete.
Jan 26 2007 6:53PM
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doublexl
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word.
Jan 26 2007 8:02PM
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skiRay
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AK
Jan 26 2007 8:20PM
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Shpadoinkle
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1. carry my rifle on my back.
2. kill a gaper.
Jan 26 2007 8:45PM
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Bini.
Posts: 760 - Karma: 16
steal signs, poach on powder days
Jan 27 2007 8:04AM
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Rogge
Posts: 5773 - Karma: 3,930
- Spend a weekend at a resort with good friends
- Drive to Killington at midnight with four friends and a bottle of Wild Turkey
- Get a Season's pass
- Ski trees
- Make a PBJ sandwich and realize how good it is while your friends spend 20 dollars on chips and a soda.
- Make a backcountry jump
- try to land switch in powder
- attend a ski movie premiere
- represent "our" style of skiing in a positive way
- Write an e-mail to FIS, asking them to include Skier Halfpipe in the Olympics
- Ski switch down a race course
- Take a ski road trip with friends
- Skip school/work to go skiing
- Try an inverted trick
- Learn to appreciate everyday on snow
- Donate to Stand Strong Again
- Jimmy up a George Forman Grill to your car, grill in the parking lot.
- Attend a ski competition
- Take photos and video and of your friends/yourself
- Teach someone to ski
Jan 27 2007 9:40AM
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SkiMN
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That sounds to me a lot like walking. Just hit up a box on boots and appreciate how gay a blader must feel.
Jan 27 2007 9:50AM
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McGill-X
Posts: 561 - Karma: 53
have sex on the top of whistler before the lifts open!
Jan 27 2007 10:01AM
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TylerS
Posts: 2720 - Karma: 49
boot ski... looks so fun
and heli ski
Jan 27 2007 10:10AM
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dubage
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 655
drop a clif atleast twice thier height,
enter a comp
learn how to ski backwards
hit a bc booter
Jan 27 2007 10:34AM
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[_4FRNT_]
Posts: 170 - Karma: 21
sex in gondola
Jan 27 2007 10:37AM
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chillonhill
Posts: 1314 - Karma: 125
Get kicked off the hill for skiing out of bounds.
then appreciating the fun you had all the same.

you must try a flip either front or back.
if you havn't flipped you havn't really skied
Jan 27 2007 11:10AM
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Sholte
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when im about to die, go drop of a thounsand foot cliff, and become the centurin club leader for life.
Jan 27 2007 11:46AM
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TheQuailman
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before I die, I will do that
Jan 27 2007 12:28PM
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Mr.Bell
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eat shit
Jan 27 2007 12:39PM
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Dustin.
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kill jordan
Jan 31 2007 10:12PM
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seider
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nut yourself
Jan 31 2007 10:19PM
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seider
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damn i really dont want to do that, i wish i didnt say that
Jan 31 2007 10:21PM
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eastchris
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have at least one time where you dress up as a gaper/80 skier for a Dday
Jan 31 2007 10:36PM
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Dirac
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backflip
Feb 1 2007 12:08AM
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Literature
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Create a bra and pantie tree.
Nut themselves
Stomp the living shit out of something and have your friends let you know.
Feb 1 2007 12:16AM
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turbo_penguin
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build a BC jump into snow so deep it dosen't matter if you come down on your head and try some new things.
Feb 1 2007 12:17AM
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james44
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skkiiiii
Feb 1 2007 12:26AM
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freeskier2424
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Done all but 2
Feb 1 2007 12:34AM
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scurry4
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according to that other guy...

Ski on Crystal Meth.
Feb 1 2007 12:36AM
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Mykel
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Meth: Finally a drug for the trailer park white trash.

-I want to take a week from and meet up with my college buddies somewhere epic, like the Alps, maybe Whistler in the winter since I've only been there in the summer. And just get a lodge some drinks and some fresh pow pow.
Feb 1 2007 12:46AM
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Mykel
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Oh, and to ski an actual park. Other than Camp of Champs in 01 and 03, a sketchy double table setup at Bogus Basin and Jackson Hole's Superpipe one day, I've never ridden park.
Feb 1 2007 12:53AM
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Ware
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Those are totally mine. Also hit a fuckin big ass booter.
Feb 1 2007 1:14AM
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LineAddiction9
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Fuck a Hot manager of a ski resort doggy style going down the mountain and make her have a orgasm and hit her G spot!!
Feb 1 2007 10:48AM
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LineAddiction9
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after that ride switch while shes giving you head!!!
Feb 1 2007 10:49AM
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Tuba
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this is fake you make fade things, way to post fake vidioes.
Feb 1 2007 10:52AM
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lolFRONTFLIP
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It's a little hard to get head when don't have a penis
Feb 1 2007 10:52AM
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Tuba
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BURNED NO PENIS FACE
Feb 1 2007 10:59AM
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wrstlr31891
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fall off a cliff and die
Feb 1 2007 11:02AM
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BubbRubbScrubTub
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A skiier should definately eat a pound and a half of cheese (prefferably a chese wheel). Also, purpousely fall off on mount everest and stab yourself with a plumb.
Feb 1 2007 11:07AM
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*freeskierpj*
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Ski in one of those indoor parks in Japan.
Feb 1 2007 11:10AM
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