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Things a skier should do before they die.

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Dustin.
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So I read the Skiing mags December issue with the 50 things all skiers should do before they die and I thought we could do way better. So c'mon what you got?

My first one is:

1. Kill a Gay-per.
Jan 25 2007 10:38PM
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tjski
Posts: 5859 - Karma: 44
heli ski
Jan 25 2007 10:38PM
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Logchucker
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Corbet's
Jan 25 2007 10:40PM
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JGP.
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ak
Jan 25 2007 10:41PM
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teamsleep
Posts: 788 - Karma: 22
snowblade!!!!!!11!!!!
Jan 25 2007 10:41PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Ski in chest deep powder. Ski in the pouring rain in a trash bag. Ski a chute that scares the bejesus out of you. Catch an edge and fall on a cat track.
Jan 25 2007 10:46PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
dude you gotta tell me about the rain and the trash bag
Jan 25 2007 10:50PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
Faceplant a backflip attempt
Jan 25 2007 10:52PM
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A@ron
Posts: 1320 - Karma: 86
ski in a different country
Jan 25 2007 10:53PM
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Bini.
Posts: 760 - Karma: 16
eat a waffle from the waffle haas.

stop during tree skiing to appreciate the complete and utter silence. there is nothing quieter

wreck so hard they dont even realize whats happening.



Jan 25 2007 10:55PM
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Capt.Flannel
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-have sex in the woods off of a trail or in a gondola

-get head while on a chairlift.
Jan 25 2007 10:56PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
* head on a chairlift during christmas break over the bunny hill
Jan 25 2007 10:58PM
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iskilibertys
Posts: 996 - Karma: 23
fornicate a lift attendant
Jan 25 2007 11:02PM
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Dustin.
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3. Ski a bowl switch as fast as you can
Jan 25 2007 11:05PM
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Elijah.
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Attempt a 270 on.
Jan 26 2007 12:59AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
break something
Jan 26 2007 1:00AM
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snocompton
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 268
ski naked or with as little clothing as possible
Jan 26 2007 1:03AM
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EaStCoaSt11
Posts: 1467 - Karma: 118
ski wasted
ski in july
ski in frozen ski boots

check check check
Jan 26 2007 1:03AM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
hijack the lift and proclaime the mountain now under britich rule
teach someone to ski
 
Jan 26 2007 1:06AM
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Albino
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 123
word.
i did kicking horse top to bottom in boxers (4200ft)



also, do a season in australia so you appreciate that skiing the east coast is epic comparison, and appreciate that skiing in the west isnt even the same sport. its a religeous experience.
Jan 26 2007 1:09AM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Blue Nipple Runs.

Also one for the list - make a Hot Toddy.
Jan 26 2007 1:42AM
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B.L.A.K.E
Posts: 932 - Karma: 27
Cart wheel out of a chute that scares the bejesus out of you, then look up and it and say, damn im happy i tried that.
Jan 26 2007 1:54AM
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PelenClerk
Posts: 98 - Karma: 21
Snowboard once, just to realize how impractical it is...
Jan 26 2007 1:54AM
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Albino
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 123
lol, yeh. board into deep trees that flatten too nothing, then enjoy unclipping and trapsing out thru shoulder deep pow.
Jan 26 2007 1:58AM
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Casey
Posts: 7846 - Karma: 24,308
land switch in pow
Jan 26 2007 2:05AM
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eheath
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Drop at least a 30ft cliff.
Ski a couloir or shoot.
Ski in waist deep or more.
Ski high.
Ski drunk.
Ski switch down a green or blue groomer weaving through gapers.
Ski a steep area switch.
Ski as fast as you can down the steepest groomer at your mountain and launch past people yelling.
Ski down the hill fast and out of control yelling "OH MY GOD I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP!"
Ski at least 1 run without poles.
Ski at least 1 run with only one ski.
Boot ski down any hill you can while going places.

Thats about all i can think of right now.
Jan 26 2007 2:25AM
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timoski
Posts: 3036 - Karma: 45
hit on lifties as much as possdibke
Jan 26 2007 2:28AM
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timoski
Posts: 3036 - Karma: 45
roll with a huge crew on 210s on gaper day.
Jan 26 2007 2:39AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
the haute route in europe... omg.. i want to do it.
Jan 26 2007 3:13AM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,010
live.
Jan 26 2007 4:28AM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
japan.

thats my goal at least.
Jan 26 2007 4:44AM
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salamander
Posts: 815 - Karma: 16
jump off a lift into some fresh.
Jan 26 2007 8:59AM
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BkCountrySkrMO2
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 103
-ski high
-ski drunk on rails
-do an urban
-get gondola head
-heli ski
-make/ski a summer setup
-join NS
-fuck a hot snowboarder
-go 80's for a day
-pond skim
-ski naked
-pee on people off a lift
-start an underwear tree
-try a 540 in the middle of a mogul run
-rails on shrooms
-rails on chronic
-rails on meth
-rails on x
-dont kill urself on rails
Jan 26 2007 9:00AM
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aja_kiki
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 51
yayy! im so starting an undies tree!!! hooray!!!

oh and u should try the nastar course once...even if u think racing is gay.

Jan 26 2007 9:18AM
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BkCountrySkrMO2
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 103
sounds good to me
Jan 26 2007 9:20AM
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skithesprings
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.
Jan 26 2007 9:22AM
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Krongos
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tuckermans, and get laid in a gondola
Jan 26 2007 9:24AM
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KravtZ
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ski naked wrapped in ducktape
Jan 26 2007 10:00AM
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eyeLiektoSkee
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lol
Jan 26 2007 10:17AM
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-benedetto
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no meth or x haha
Jan 26 2007 10:53AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
Hahah, holy shit, both of those are so much fun to do. People get so freaked out and terrified. The trick is to totally pick one ski up while screaming, they really think your insane.
Jan 26 2007 11:13AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
Hahah, holy shit, both of those are so much fun to do. People get so freaked out and terrified. The trick is to totally pick one ski up while screaming, they really think your insane.
Jan 26 2007 11:13AM
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chrismoJBEATS
Posts: 5898 - Karma: 44
have sex in gondola
piss in gondola
jump out of gondola
Jan 26 2007 11:18AM
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CEDARIMAGE
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 257
jea that makes the most sense
Jan 26 2007 11:19AM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424

Go backcountry skiing
Go ski camping
Drop into something retardedly technical just to see if you make it out upright
Spin off a 20+ footer (cliff, not table)
Ski the line you've always been eyeing--even though you will undoubtedly find more

Jan 26 2007 11:20AM
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Palardy
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tear thier acl
Jan 26 2007 11:23AM
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nitsua
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kill a gaper. beat up a deuchbag snowboarder. ski neck deep powder. ski the east coast at least once. and ski on sand
Jan 26 2007 11:56AM
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III
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we can't all be rich...whore
Jan 26 2007 11:56AM
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skodeo7
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Ski/Hike Mt Washington
Jan 26 2007 12:04PM
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vesko_p
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Get drunk on schnaps (In Austria). Wait till it gets dark, and make your way down. Next day plan: Find you're puke
Jan 26 2007 12:08PM
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AR6_Skier
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attempt boot skiing pow
Jan 26 2007 12:12PM
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