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Who would win?

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Ds91260
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a jedi (star wars) or an agent (matrix)?

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Jun 14 2003 11:15PM
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SaraJ
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star wars fo' sho'! Eh, I dunno, they're both pretty cool. Personally, jedis are more hot, so they'd have my support.

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Jun 14 2003 11:16PM
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Maximumsushi
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Jun 14 2003 11:17PM
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jksl
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what about the rabbit from monty python and the holy grail?

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Jun 14 2003 11:19PM
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Ds91260
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that would be interesting

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Jun 14 2003 11:20PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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id say an agent, if he had a light-saber
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Jun 14 2003 11:22PM
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mikee
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an agent, they have the power to modify the world, so therfore they would just modify the jedi's to have no power.

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Jun 14 2003 11:26PM
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AJ_concepts
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you guys are all wrong...neither of them would win cause the Ninja Turtles would kick their asses hardcore.
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Jun 14 2003 11:27PM
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cj
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who would win?

Donatello or Leonardo


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Jun 14 2003 11:30PM
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Melvs
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rabbit... but what if we threw in godzilla AND the 10000000 whiny japenese guys on the same team?

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Jun 14 2003 11:31PM
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SaraJ
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donatello!!!

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Jun 14 2003 11:31PM
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roxysister360
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jedi all the way
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Jun 14 2003 11:31PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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of course the ninja turtles would win, thats why they're not in the fight. They are in a league of their own. Now shave your fucking mullet!
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Jun 14 2003 11:31PM
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cj
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Howd you know i got a mullet?

who would win?


Eric Coston or Tanner Hall?


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'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew
'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal
'CJ makes the world go round, without him, my life would be a mass of dead flies sitting on a log of dog shit' - MiKeE
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Jun 14 2003 11:37PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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I was actually referring to AJ_Concepts. He has the gayest mullet in the world. We need to lynch him.
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Jun 14 2003 11:44PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i'd say stewie would win

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Jun 15 2003 12:10AM
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1080enemy
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samurai piza catgs would kick all their asses.
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Jun 15 2003 3:27AM
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Ghost
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brian botono

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Jun 15 2003 3:53AM
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Two words: Optimus Prime




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Jun 15 2003 6:19AM
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Muppet
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yoda the jedi would definitley.


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Jun 15 2003 9:31AM
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jksl
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hey cj, do you mean eric Koston?...with a k?

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Jun 15 2003 9:44AM
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NH_LiNe
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Jedi

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
Jun 15 2003 9:46AM
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Jackpot
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Leonardo OWNS that nerd DOnatello

yes the samurai pizza cats would school everyone..

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Jun 15 2003 9:48AM
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dwatson
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yoda, deprived of sex



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Jun 15 2003 10:08AM
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K_2
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The rabbit would kick both of their asses. But between those two Jedi for sure!
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Jun 15 2003 10:58AM
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lanks
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yeah. but what if we introduce SNL's own Mango into the situation?


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Jun 15 2003 11:01AM
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Dr.Dealgood
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Yoda - fiery green midgets dominate, period
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Jun 15 2003 11:33AM
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skierdudeguy
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im gunna have to go like this, bottom is the worst

turtles
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rabbit
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mango
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agent
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jedi
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Jun 15 2003 1:57PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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donatello is a fag, come on. every ninja turtle is special except him. Leonardo is the chief plus has two swords, and has all the ideas, raphael is a rebel and the strongest, and michelangelo is funny... donatello,s coulour is purple and he fights with a stick...

anyways, a leonardo agent woth a lightsaber would rule the world...

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Jun 15 2003 2:19PM
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jksl
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donatello is the smart guy....jeez

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Jun 15 2003 2:20PM
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Lord_Piot
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agent
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Jun 15 2003 2:43PM
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Ghost
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don't be hating on purple.

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Jun 15 2003 3:17PM
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lineskier10
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the jedi wouold wreck the agent, block all of his bullets with his light saber then just run up and chop him to bits, it wouldnt even be a fight
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Jun 15 2003 3:33PM
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*cowboy*
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agent, leonardo, Tanner



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Jun 15 2003 4:03PM
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skierdudeguy
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no way y'all, agent would so beat a gay-ass jedi. agents can dodge stuff, plus they can change stuff, plus, they kick ass! but neo is the coolest. the trees punch the peds
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Jun 15 2003 4:40PM
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weazelzb
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Jedis would conquer....


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Jun 15 2003 7:19PM
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jibberkid69
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the agent would win he would be able to dodge all the jedi's moves



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Jun 15 2003 7:24PM
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teresak2
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jedi all the way, they have the force and their light sabers... i've always wanted a light saber.


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Jun 15 2003 8:07PM
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PurpleSkier
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hahah, you kidding me, jedi all the way, neo is a fucking jedi, remember the first movie, he used the force to stop the bullets
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Jun 15 2003 8:33PM
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cj
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ahha yea, Koston with a K, god i was hungover...


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'CJ is the freakin' post creating god' - *cowboy*
'CJ is a the lord of the hotties' - EC-Andrew
'You are my hero CJ' - Diabhal
'CJ makes the world go round, without him, my life would be a mass of dead flies sitting on a log of dog shit' - MiKeE
'yes cj, you are a god. If it weren't for you, I don't know what I'd do... I'd just have to die!' - ElasmoSkiChick
Jun 15 2003 8:47PM
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petek
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A TIGER!?!?!?!?


Palestine?
Jun 15 2003 8:54PM
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Whistlermann
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Matrix dudes can move more quicklyer... but jedies can make shit fly... i think it is a tuff call.


Oh and donatello would get raped up the ass by leonardo... sure donny boy is cool, and hella smart, thats why he is so important, but c'mon a wooden pole vs. a sword???




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Jun 15 2003 10:50PM
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rsd
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i would say an agent cuz they can have guns. the jedi would do all their fancy moves and shit then the agent would whip out a pistol and shoot him.... just like in indiana jones...

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Jun 16 2003 9:49AM
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CMUSkiFreak
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meatwad rules all!!!



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Jun 16 2003 10:42AM
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b-ladd
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a rabbit with a spork........
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Jun 16 2003 3:10PM
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jibberjason
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Michalangelo would team up with the thundercats and they could take everyone. But only of they could ride in Hot Rod from the transformers. and cheetarah is hot for a cheetah girl. but then to be fair the other team gets the other three turtles and the GI joes. but then Michalangelos team needs to get some more transformers and yoda. but then the other team gets neo so thats not fair. then the other team gets all the agents smiths. then the other team gets teh swedish chef from the muppets. that dude's hard core. i saw him on the muppets christmas and he looked like he was trained by some super duper elite swedish killing academy. he stocked big bird with grace and ferocity. so the other team gets big bird. ummm its a tie. I think that if it was on tv they'd fight alot and then they'd both team up to save mankind from the aliens because will smith couldn't do it alone and then they'd put aside their differences and live happily ever after.
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Jun 16 2003 4:22PM
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caylorswift
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yes yes, meatwad!!!



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Jun 16 2003 4:29PM
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srwinnsuco
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hong kong phooey

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Jun 16 2003 4:36PM
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1080enemy
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jibberjason knows whats goin on
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Jun 17 2003 9:05PM
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^^ funny pic of a retard


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Jun 17 2003 10:42PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
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a Jedi would definatley kick the Agents ass

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Jun 18 2003 12:50AM
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