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If you could ask any person in history?

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ThePoopSock
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If you could ask any one person in history, dead or alive, one question, and they had to tell the truth, what would it be?

its an essay question and i wanted to see what nsers would come up with
Jan 24 2007 2:27PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
john lennon......


WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MARRY YOKO>>> GODDDAMIT!!!!!
Jan 24 2007 2:29PM
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1990
Posts: 1787 - Karma: 52
adolf hitler.

why he did what he did.
Jan 24 2007 2:34PM
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
j edgar hoover, tell me everything you know
Jan 24 2007 2:35PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
2Pac Shakur-Who killed you?
Jan 24 2007 2:36PM
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punk_rider
Posts: 2327 - Karma: 10
Jesus.

Am I going to Heaven or what?
Jan 24 2007 2:37PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
Who: FuckThePolice
Question: Fuck you
Jan 24 2007 2:40PM
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
jimmy hoffa

whered you go?
Jan 24 2007 2:41PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,509
Blackbeard the pirate


Where did you bury your hidden treasure?
Jan 24 2007 2:42PM
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chrismoJBEATS
Posts: 5898 - Karma: 44
jesus
are u realy the son of a god?


yeah thats pretty corny but its the one thing i believe but i dont want to
Jan 24 2007 2:42PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
John D. Rockefeller. I'd ask him to get so goddamn rich.
Jan 24 2007 3:37PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
bahahahaha



i dont know what i would ask, i always feel like i would waste the question.
Jan 24 2007 3:41PM
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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341
elvis - how it was being a king
jeaus - if he cna really walk on wtaer
hodene- did you plan on dieing 6 feet under ground
hitler- did he really think he could take over the world
Jan 24 2007 3:45PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
dude i wasn't gonna say anything but you've done it twice, its Houdini. you weren't even close, c'mon kids its not that hard almost all browsers have spellcheck.
Jan 24 2007 3:50PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,203
neil armstrong- did you really go to the moon?
Jan 24 2007 4:12PM
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Eazy_Eags
Posts: 2227 - Karma: 14
Dimebag Darrell - Want a beer?
Jan 24 2007 4:20PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
skiatgore69

why the hell were you here?
Jan 24 2007 4:21PM
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FERREZZ
Posts: 2234 - Karma: 19
lee harvey oswald - what really happened?
steve irwin - why did you do that?
chris farley - what the fuck were you thinking?
rodney dangerfield - you have a huge nose
johnny cash - did you really shoot a guy in reno?
joan of arc - you crazy bitch
martin luther - quit your bitching
Jan 24 2007 4:21PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
Hugh Hefner;
Teach me how to be like you.
Jan 24 2007 4:21PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
mitch hedburg- i wud ask him to chill. and not die.
Jan 24 2007 4:25PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
Adolf Hitler
Q: Why choose and Aryan race when you're not even close to the image of it? Confuses me!
Jan 24 2007 4:27PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
it's easy!

1.Make lots of money
2. pay women to have sex with you
3.wear smoking Jackets
Jan 24 2007 4:32PM
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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341
hey i was close , so i missed a i for an e and forgot the u
Jan 24 2007 4:35PM
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hugeairkid
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 29
Houdini did not die under ground. He asked a heavyweight boxer to hit him in stomach to show his strength. Something went when he hit him and he died from that.
Jan 24 2007 4:40PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
Nat Turner

What's crackin' nigga!?
Jan 24 2007 4:42PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
Thomas R. Marshall

how could you approve prohibition?!
Jan 24 2007 4:42PM
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oiECSoi
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 10
oj simpson- why the hell did you kill your wife and how much did u pay the jury ahah
Jan 24 2007 4:44PM
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manuel87
Posts: 675 - Karma: 17
id want to talk to thomas jefferson and ask him in what way he thought the USA would develop
Jan 24 2007 4:46PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
ahahahhaa
Jan 24 2007 4:47PM
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intifada
Posts: 931 - Karma: 263
It wasn't a heavyweight boxer it was a college kid that asked if it was true if Houdini could take any blow to the stomach, and Houdini said yes so the kid hit him before Houdini was ready and fucked up his appendex.
Jan 24 2007 6:09PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
...and that my friends, is how it went down.
Jan 24 2007 6:12PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
martin luther as in the founder of the luthrern church... or mlk black guy?????
Jan 24 2007 6:14PM
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Grimace.
Posts: 8345 - Karma: 25
werd
Jan 24 2007 6:19PM
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Homebrewer19
Posts: 346 - Karma: 11
James Polk: why were you so cool?
James Buchanan: how the fuck did a dumbass like you become President?
Henry David Thoreau: how much peyote did you take at Walden?
Jan 24 2007 6:33PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
that kid who spelled font as "FAUNT"

i'd ask him why.
Jan 24 2007 6:40PM
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Krazy_Karl
Posts: 540 - Karma: 10
he invented verticle integration, were you start off by owning sat a gas station, then you buy an oil rig, then an oil company, then an oil refinary, etc etc. He statred small and monopolized
Jan 24 2007 7:05PM
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Krazy_Karl
Posts: 540 - Karma: 10
so ask another question
Jan 24 2007 7:05PM
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Krazy_Karl
Posts: 540 - Karma: 10
Anitaskis


do you realy ski?
Jan 24 2007 7:06PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
Bill Gates- Give me 2 billion dollars
Jan 24 2007 7:09PM
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fukeneh
Posts: 4571 - Karma: 23
he was sick at the time too, i believe?
Jan 24 2007 7:11PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
ya they know who shot him tho
Jan 24 2007 7:16PM
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leckett1
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shantie


whats doggie heaven like?
Jan 24 2007 7:38PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
jesus- why did you lie to so many people

Jan 24 2007 7:41PM
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akerbacker
Posts: 2827 - Karma: 8
hahahahahahahaha
Jan 24 2007 7:42PM
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1-pippin
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hitler

why he is so cool?
Jan 24 2007 8:20PM
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Chubby.Chaser
Posts: 2926 - Karma: 15
Ludwig Boltzmann

How would you suggest we determine W for your entropy formula?

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Jan 24 2007 8:23PM
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hobbes
Posts: 898 - Karma: 17
Houdini didn't die six feet underground. He died from a rupturced apendix when he claimed he had the strongest abs in the world. A boxer from Montreal took him up on that and he punched him in his got. Low and behold, he succmend to his injuries a few days later.
Jan 24 2007 8:25PM
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big+white
Posts: 371 - Karma: 11
chris angel-how the hell he does all his tricks
Jan 24 2007 8:40PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
Mussolini; how did you go from being the editor of a socialist publication to becoming a Fascist dictator?
Jan 24 2007 8:47PM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
Paul Bunyon

Can I have your blue ox?
Jan 24 2007 8:59PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
I would go chill with Teddy. RIP.
Jan 24 2007 9:01PM
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