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^Rowen^
'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I cant help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.' - Mariah Carey
'I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.' - Dan Quayle
'I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.' - John Wayne
'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.' - Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
'Whats the difference between you and a Mallard with a cold? Ones a sick duck... i cant remember how it ends but your mothers a whore.' -SNL