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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
Hello, my name is Jane.
I am a sexoholic.


Shall we share our stories?



I didn't really want to enjoy the moment;
I wanted to take drugs.
Jun 14 2003 12:28AM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
id say yes, but my moms name is jane too, and that might get a little weird


-Craig (a.k.a. Boner)

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else


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Jun 14 2003 12:29AM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
We're all about the weird here. So tell us your story. Are you in love with your mother? I've heard worse.



I didn't really want to enjoy the moment;
I wanted to take drugs.
Jun 14 2003 12:30AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
this thread could get interesting fast.....

we just need a story to start off on, and i don't have any.

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Jun 14 2003 12:36AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
well it all depends if this chick is hot or not. If she is well...... need i say more. But if shes fat and ugly, her being a sexaholic is just gross




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Jun 14 2003 1:20AM
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RudyGarmisch
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i dunno, this thread got pretty sick before it became interesting...
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'I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.' - John Wayne
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Jun 14 2003 2:25AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
fat chicks need loving too,they could very well be the craziest chicks in the sac cuz no one ever wants to touch them so when they do get touched all that hornyness that has been built up in them over the past 15 will explode like st helens leaving you in astonishment


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

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Jun 14 2003 10:01AM
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coz
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 11
oedipus complex?
Jun 14 2003 11:09AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
stop it.. all of you.. what would your grandmothers think?

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Jun 14 2003 11:22AM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
Youre sexaholic….. your addicted to sexahol?
I was thinking... man my name is ugly! Canadian Ski God? come on! i suck at skiing!
Jun 14 2003 11:47AM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
Ok…sorry for that exceedingly bad joke… but seriously sexaholism does exist, its just called nymphomanias… im serious. People die of that. Their genitals explose after holding their desire in too long.
I was thinking... man my name is ugly! Canadian Ski God? come on! i suck at skiing!
Jun 14 2003 11:49AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
wow, that would really suck.....

i mean, really, really suck.........

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Jun 14 2003 11:55AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
you mean you guys are addicted to sexahol!?
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and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

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Jun 14 2003 1:20PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
sex is addicting, whoever denies it is lying


'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'
-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'
-//d-lite//
Jun 14 2003 1:23PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
I don't get it, how can u be addicted to sex if you're not married? How do u become addicted to something u haven't done?
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Jun 14 2003 1:43PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
My name is Pete, and all i think about is sex






LOOK AT WHERE HER FUCKING MOUTH IS-my favourite pun of all time
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Jun 14 2003 2:14PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
wtf... not only married persons have sex... fuck friends d people going out together do too. duh.
I was thinking... man my name is ugly! Canadian Ski God? come on! i suck at skiing!
Jun 14 2003 2:24PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
Oh i see, you're on of THOSE people.
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Jun 14 2003 2:26PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
one
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Jun 14 2003 2:31PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
anne landers says that if you need to have sex more than 3 times a day you are a sexicolick.........................anne you frisky devil you !
Jun 14 2003 5:22PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
more then three times a day is pushing it, thats a lot haha.


'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'
-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'
-//d-lite//
Jun 14 2003 5:32PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
dude, did you say sex-i-cocklick?

i'm freakin out, man

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Jun 14 2003 6:15PM
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marlin_102
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 11
derek, are you a mormom or something?
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Jun 14 2003 7:06PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
anne landers is dead, stop talking about her and sex you bastard!
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
Jun 14 2003 7:29PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
STEWIE!
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
Jun 14 2003 8:54PM
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jibberkid69
Posts: 1539 - Karma: 90
i understood you sarcasm derek, it was funny :)



'one twelv rails' comming soon to a backyard near you
Jun 14 2003 9:21PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
thank you, jibberkid. And no, I'm not mormon. I'm atheist, actually
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Jun 14 2003 9:52PM
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