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Jack bauer or walker texas ranger

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p00paloop
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who would win this epic battle?
Jan 22 2007 10:08PM
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robbieA
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its been asked
Jan 22 2007 10:12PM
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Schoening
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walker texas ranger
Jan 22 2007 10:14PM
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ISkiSwitch
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jack baeur
Jan 22 2007 10:17PM
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intifada
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that's tough but i'm gonna have to go with Keifer Sutherland
Jan 22 2007 10:19PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Walker Texas Ranger would rip Jack Bauer in half and drink his spinal fluids.
Jan 22 2007 10:22PM
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newschooler8924
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no fucking way. anyone who doubts jacks power is blind! FUCKING BLIND!
Jan 22 2007 10:23PM
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860
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I'd have to go with Jack, he vampires people now so you really gotta be on your toes. You think hes going for a head but when hes really suckin on your jugular
Jan 22 2007 10:24PM
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mothaeast
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Thats not even a question.

Walker.

Bauer gets too caught up in personal issues. Walker just shoots
Jan 22 2007 10:30PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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fuck Walker (Chuck Norris, FUCK YEAH) would dominate that pussy
Jan 22 2007 10:31PM
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ECGove
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chuck norris is a god walking amungst mere mortals
Jan 22 2007 10:38PM
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A_E
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walker would roundhouse kick jacks gun out of his hand and then another roundhosue kick to the face and he dies
Jan 22 2007 10:44PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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im not even gonna try to argue with you retards, keifer sucks at acting and is in no way badass. he has to travel through time to fuck shit up, chuck cold actually beat the living shit out of him in real life.
Jan 22 2007 10:47PM
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leckett1
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neither.


go ellen!
Jan 22 2007 10:48PM
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SkiEastCoast
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JACK FUCKING BAUER
Jan 22 2007 10:50PM
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djikstra
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Jack FUCKING Bauer
Jan 23 2007 12:40AM
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rocktheLPs
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chuck norris can speak braile
the jack bauer power hour kinda sucks
Jan 23 2007 12:49AM
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siversex
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Chuck Norris visited my wee little town of parkdale for the shooting of FOREST WARRIOR. i saw him do a fight scene. he wins.
Jan 23 2007 12:51AM
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PLJaCks
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i heard jack bauer got a cat and named it chuck norris... cuz chuck norris is a pussy

dumb joke, i know. i had to say it though
Jan 23 2007 1:54AM
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saskskier
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jack bauer would take out walker
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chuck would take out keifer
Jan 23 2007 1:56AM
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KZA
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dude jack bauer is booty as shit man, walker would just roundhouse kick. and trivette is dank to
Jan 23 2007 2:04AM
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404404
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fuck you all fucking shit heads, WALKER allways wins.
Jan 23 2007 11:16AM
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Ski_Unit_19
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Bill Brasky would kick both of their asses
Jan 23 2007 11:18AM
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.John.
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Chuck would try and roundhousre Jack, but Jack would just catch his leg in his mouth and bite it in half.
Jan 23 2007 11:21AM
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soulskier
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all of a sudden there was an immaculate chorus

and down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris

Mark 4:32

Jan 23 2007 3:31PM
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Tolz
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 27
never doubt the power of jack bauer
jack would win, for sure; chuck could even kill jack and jack cold come back to life and slay chuck once and for all...
Jan 23 2007 4:05PM
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-dva-
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obviously jack.
Jan 23 2007 6:04PM
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doublexl
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chuck norris would own jack bauer.
Jan 23 2007 8:05PM
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Mattman
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Jack is the best
Jan 23 2007 8:10PM
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Black-Bandanna
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So misled.......it saddens me...
Jan 23 2007 8:19PM
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KravtZ
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chuck norris owwnnsss
Jan 23 2007 8:31PM
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bobtheskier05
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One little problem, it would have to be Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer because chuck would rip out his heart and eat it. He does that in this one game on addictinggames.com
Jan 23 2007 8:35PM
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soulskier
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after looking at the results, it seems only noobs think baur would win
Jan 23 2007 8:38PM
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hoodratz47
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im pretty sure that lui-kang would still kick both of there assess
Jan 23 2007 9:45PM
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Gtweaker
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jack is the next walker i vote jack
Jan 23 2007 9:59PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Click for larger image??????????????????
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WALKER WOULD KICK THE SHIT OUTTA BAUER
Jan 23 2007 10:14PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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hahaha what a fairy
Jan 23 2007 10:20PM
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sowstochd
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walker
Jan 23 2007 10:21PM
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(Jonesy)
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who's kiefer sutherland? we're talking about walker v.s. bauer, no one named some lame ass name like kiefer.

sarcasm.
Jan 23 2007 11:01PM
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ISkiSwitch
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Uhmm, in case you haven't noticed... Jack's beating the shit out of his brother in the next episode. Jack Bauer is the definition of badass.
Jan 24 2007 12:50AM
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bangarangmules
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Jack Bauer
Jan 24 2007 7:26AM
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Craigskis
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WOrd.... "You brought this on yourself"

Walkers writers could never come up with lines as good as that...
Jan 24 2007 10:00AM
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macvid
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Jack Bauer
Jan 24 2007 11:32AM
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andy_boy
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No contest, Jack Bauer.
Jan 24 2007 12:22PM
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killabees
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walker has won that but  this guy will pwn them all
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Jan 24 2007 12:47PM
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jibsworth
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Walker: Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-shit on your ass!
Texas Ranger: I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!

Walker: Shut up in here I'm trying to sleep
Texas Ranger: One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth
Jan 24 2007 1:55PM
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chrismoJBEATS
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bauer pwns all
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game over
Jan 24 2007 2:41PM
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Black-Bandanna
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negative
Jan 24 2007 4:38PM
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p00paloop
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jack bauer is invisible. period. No competition
Jan 24 2007 8:27PM
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OAK_TREE
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Jack Bauer.
Jan 25 2007 2:19PM
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