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Why my life currently kicks ass...

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eheath
Posts: 61933 - Karma: 126,457
Well to sum it up in a short list, my life kicks ass right now because:
1. I graduated from highschool at semester
2. I am currently on my new macbook pro i got for graduation and its amazing
3. I am in a very comfy chair in a hotel at the base of bigsky getting free internet
4. I get to work for 14 dollars an hour tomorrow
5. I can now ski up to 5 days a week

I could probably go on, and maybe list some negatives, but I won't.
18 years ago
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
well i used to do good and try now im a failure, i hate school. the only reason i hate school is cause my dad expects me to get a fucking 4.0 when i got a 3.7 he killed me so now i just dont care.
18 years ago
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
Do you by any chance know James Deangleo aka Jippy. He teaches boarding at moonlight.
18 years ago
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eheath
Posts: 61933 - Karma: 126,457
I might have seen him around and didn't know who he was.
18 years ago
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Why my life currently kicks ass...

1. I got bored already. But rest assured, it is dank.
18 years ago
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
why my life kicks ass.

1. im listening to shiest D
2. im steezy as fuck
3. ive been makin pterodactyl noises for like 10 minutes
4. i just crochetsd a mad steezy hat
5. no girlfriend....YES!
18 years ago
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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341
my x you cheap fool
18 years ago
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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341
why my life sucks ass right now
- i have no honest friends
-everyone likes to rip me up for eveything i do
-there is like no snow at my house
-i hate my school , and school in general
-exams are next week and i havent started studying yet


so like the only thing i got right now is skiing
18 years ago
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
my life is legit right now because:
I had a baller saturday night (nawwda main?)
I got a free period so I get outa school every other day at noon
I reecently aquired some spances.
I got pretzels, and not to mention cork fives with tweaked mutes.
I got semi corked 7's over park jumps.
I got 2 tall tees.
I am skiing PC tomorrow (I do it alot but still always stoked)

My life sucks right now because:
When I am not skiing or have a baller evening (nawwda mmain?) I am doing homework
I got shitty grades last term because I missed the most important week of the term.
My entire family is here making me do homework every waking moment.
I got a stomach ache from pizza.

Over all life is baller though... JEAAA

18 years ago
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TonyTheTiger
Posts: 863 - Karma: 68
Good.
18 years ago
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,018
ha
18 years ago
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,087
My life is great because I live in the same state as Heath.
18 years ago
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eheath
Posts: 61933 - Karma: 126,457
Too bad our state is shutting down the snows attempt for a powder date.
18 years ago
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
mine kicks ass because... i live in a sweet house with both my parents we dont fight much and i ski most of the time and chill with hot bitches when im not skiing. and theres a qdoba like 5 minutes away

what can be better
18 years ago
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samskisalot
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didnt moonlight and big sky go together on their passes? or was that just a rumor i heard.
18 years ago
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eheath
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They have a "lone peak pass" that you can buy at either place and ski both. They both also sell day tickets for each so they are still two resorts, you just have to buy a different ticket if you want to do both.
18 years ago
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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my life is the same as yours about every other day, i feel like shit then i have a good day the next day. i would say im bipolar but i dont believe in pussy shit like that.
18 years ago
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
If that's true, the only thing that could make it better would be if you lived in that sweet house without your parents, and they still paid for it.
18 years ago
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Kori
Posts: 898 - Karma: 44
did you ride big sky on the 19th? i saw a pair of scott skis...

oh and i was surprised, i didn't see a lot of twin tipppers there.


18 years ago
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,613
thats not possible. too good to be true. as a matter of fact, im looking for a qdoba that has an upstairs that i can live in so i can get steak burritos any time.
18 years ago
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Grimace.
Posts: 8345 - Karma: 25
14 an hour for being a liftie, damn thats a snag.
18 years ago
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@iles
Posts: 250 - Karma: 12
why my lifes alright now
1 i get free sason passes to bridger
2 i just got a lot better camera
3 just got a lot better at skiing even though its like 48 degrees in montana
18 years ago
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Maxfreeride
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heath, how is big sky lookin, im headed up there in a week and a half to checck out MSU and ski big sky. Are you goin to MSU next year or something
18 years ago
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CantCork
Posts: 186 - Karma: 1,110
This was posted when I was three years old, so now being a wide eyed 19 year old, let me give my reasons why my life kicks ass:

1. I go to college and I love it and have made cool friends
2. Season starts in a week and I'll get to ski more than I ever have before
3. I'll be an instructor at the hill
4. This girl I'm really good friends with shreds so I get to ride all season with her
5. Arsenic drops tomorrow

I could go on and maybe list some negatives, but I won't :)
3 years ago
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PacificRimJob
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How does one even go about digging up these old fossils lol
3 years ago
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eheath
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PacificRimJobHow does one even go about digging up these old fossils lol


someone with an abundant amount of time.

That being said, this one is pretty epic, i actually remember making this thread, I can't believe I didnt have internet in my condo thats some bullshit
3 years ago
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BrandoComando
Posts: 1486 - Karma: 18,794
PacificRimJobHow does one even go about digging up these old fossils lol


I love when these ancient threads turn up. @eheath earning the big bucks back in 2006. That's almost the going rate for lifties at resorts today lol
3 years ago
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skierman
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eheathsomeone with an abundant amount of time.

That being said, this one is pretty epic, i actually remember making this thread, I can't believe I didnt have internet in my condo thats some bullshit


Its crazy to think that after 16 years, Big Sky has only increased the starting wage by $2 an hour.


3 years ago
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eheath
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skiermanIts crazy to think that after 16 years, Big Sky has only increased the starting wage by $2 an hour.




to be fair, bs employees made 8.50 that year (2007), moonlight was originally paying 12 but bumped it to 14 to try and poach some bs employees.

but ya, even vail is paying lifties $20 right now
3 years ago
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Squirtle
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I didn’t realize this was a 16 year old thread at first. I was so confused 😂.
3 years ago
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Jems
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skiermanIts crazy to think that after 16 years, Big Sky has only increased the starting wage by $2 an hour.



bigsky is trash ngl their park isn’t actually that good
3 years ago
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GayWolf420
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I miss ClownSchool tbh
3 years ago
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3948 - Karma: -12,862
CantCorkThis was posted when I was three years old, so now being a wide eyed 19 year old, let me give my reasons why my life kicks ass:

1. I go to college and I love it and have made cool friends
2. Season starts in a week and I'll get to ski more than I ever have before
3. I'll be an instructor at the hill
4. This girl I'm really good friends with shreds so I get to ride all season with her
5. Arsenic drops tomorrow

I could go on and maybe list some negatives, but I won't :)


will u pull though?
3 years ago
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SchizoSkier
Posts: 2853 - Karma: 31,007
Why my life currently kicks ass
- ITS WOFLOWZ WEDNESDAY
- I get to ski this weekend
- good grades
- linking with a girl saturday

Why my life sucks :(

- tore both of my acls
- got a concussion 4 weeks ago and still don’t feel like myself
- sold my truck
- punched my friend on accident today when he jumped out and scared me
3 years ago
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3948 - Karma: -12,862
SchizoSkierWhy my life currently kicks ass
- ITS WOFLOWZ WEDNESDAY
- I get to ski this weekend
- good grades
- linking with a girl saturday

Why my life sucks :(

- tore both of my acls
- got a concussion 4 weeks ago and still don’t feel like myself
- sold my truck
- punched my friend on accident today when he jumped out and scared me


u should get married b4 any sex tho gl
3 years ago
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PacificRimJob
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SteezyYeeteru should get married b4 any sex tho gl


what if its in the butt?
3 years ago
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C.R.E.A.M
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@eheath do you moderate NS full time or what's the move these days? Crypto day trader? College professor?
3 years ago
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eheath
Posts: 61933 - Karma: 126,457
C.R.E.A.M@eheath do you moderate NS full time or what's the move these days? Crypto day trader? College professor?


NS doesnt take a ton of moderating these days, i check the forums when im not busy during the day, but im not always on. ive got a job and hobbies, etc.
3 years ago
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CUMCAT
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eheathsomeone with an abundant amount of time.

That being said, this one is pretty epic, i actually remember making this thread, I can't believe I didnt have internet in my condo thats some bullshit

EPIC
3 years ago
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Biffbarf
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PacificRimJobwhat if its in the butt?


Ye ol' poophole loophole
3 years ago
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3948 - Karma: -12,862
PacificRimJobwhat if its in the butt?


it's holy as deemed by the Lord
3 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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This was posted when I was three years old, so now being a wide eyed 19 year old, let me give my reasons why my life kicks ass:

1. I live in Los Angeles, California
2. I am an Instagram wellness influencer
3. I get to ski at Mammoth every weekend!
4. I stopped sleeping over a year ago when I started sliding organic orange peels under my eyelids. I no longer dream, but I can see the pain in every human as clear as the colour of their yoga pants.
5. I haven't eaten food in 6 months. Instead I installed a zipper in my stomach. Its made from ethically sourced aluminium from a mine that only war criminals work in. Every morning I open my stomach and whisper positive things into it.

"Energy."

"Love."

"Mantra."

A single twisted red eye stares back at me. A voice that comes from no mouth yet rings loud and clear tells me that its brothers are sustaining me with dark magicks from a dimension sealed off by a fearful God.
3 years ago
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3948 - Karma: -12,862
TRVP_ANGELThis was posted when I was three years old, so now being a wide eyed 19 year old, let me give my reasons why my life kicks ass:

1. I live in Los Angeles, California
2. I am an Instagram wellness influencer
3. I get to ski at Mammoth every weekend!
4. I stopped sleeping over a year ago when I started sliding organic orange peels under my eyelids. I no longer dream, but I can see the pain in every human as clear as the colour of their yoga pants.
5. I haven't eaten food in 6 months. Instead I installed a zipper in my stomach. Its made from ethically sourced aluminium from a mine that only war criminals work in. Every morning I open my stomach and whisper positive things into it.

"Energy."

"Love."

"Mantra."

A single twisted red eye stares back at me. A voice that comes from no mouth yet rings loud and clear tells me that its brothers are sustaining me with dark magicks from a dimension sealed off by a fearful God.


did you mean sucks? have fun swimming in shit in LA
number 5 is funny though

**This post was edited on Nov 10th 2022 at 11:20:10am
3 years ago
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PacificRimJob
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TRVP_ANGEL1. I live in Los Angeles, California

3. I get to ski at Mammoth every weekend!


That is way too much driving.
3 years ago
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