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Things you did wen you were younger that you never knew you werent supposed to do
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i used to pee in the radiator with my older brother wen we were like 3 and 4 in my old house, we never knew it was bad we just basically thought of a radiator as something like a mini urinal i guess. we realized that it was a bad thing to do after our grandma saw us doing it one day in the morning wen we were watching cartoons and almost got a heart attack
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when like 4 have a girl over and run around my room naked
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^what about taking a shit on kleenex's in a car?
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o no that was my brother, and thats wen he was 14 i think now hes 16
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i know, that seems a little odd
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Urinating, with pants at knees, outside, in the open. Wow, makes me wanna shoot myself. My parents claim to have pics. That really makes me want to kill myself.
Jea, BOLD noobs!
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jacking it. i didnt even know what i was doing, it just seemed like the right thing to do in the middle of my living room with both my parents home at the time.
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having a fit in public places isn't annoying right?
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going in and out of bold is really really really really really really annoying
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peeing EVERYWHERE at my daycare... trashcans, mop bucekts, even down the slide once (i got kicked out for that, and the girl that was sitting at the bottom when i pissed down it is now in 3 of my 8 classes in high school...) and shitting my pants a lot when the bathroom was too far away, and asking girls if their pee came out the same hole as the poo, because mine sure as hell didn't, and running outside naked to see a tree that fell over in our yard and my mom took a picture that is now framed in our living room for all our guests to see, and i have a little teensy-weensy boner... thats just a few
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Well, my parents friends said that I would be a gynecologist when I grew up because i kept on finding out what sexes certain animals were.
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also id just go to town itching myself in public places. i mena id be full on working the undercarriage and giving it a little hows your father in the middle of church communion.
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oh and also i took a dump in my neighbors yard...again, it felt like the right thing to do. the funny part was my mom wasnt even mad. she was in too much utter disbelief of the fact that at age 4 i didnt understand that dropping a duece in Mrs. Wozniak's yard is not okay.
damn i have alot of these
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, wow this thread is golden.
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Man that is fucking funny.
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omg...my side is hurting from holding in the laughter. my whole class is starin at me like i'm crazy
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I killed my moms rhododendron bush, i was too lazy to come inside so i just ran around the back of the house and peed on the flowers. Mom couldn't figure out why it was dying until the neighbours told her. Took a shit on the neighbours lawn, if the dog could do it why couldn't I? I used to eat milk bones again if the dog could do it why couldn't I. I was thirsty so I drank from the local swamp. It was not pleasant I was so sick, I ended up shitting and puking at the same time. I was on the toliet and it was pouring out my ass and my mouth. I would get time out in the corner so I would piss/shit my pants to get out of the corner. I sprayed my grandmother with the hose. I would try and "help" my grandfather garden and i would pull the "weeds" just after he pth them in the ground. My mom was 8 months preggo with my sis and she was on bed rest before i went out she told me to stay out of the tree house. Well i ignored her and went up the tree and this crazy thunderstorm came out of nowhere and i was too scared to come down. all of the rest of the kids ran home and left me there and i was screaming like a banshee so my mom had to come and climb the tree which was moving like a mofo in the wind, to get me out. (the neigbours were all assholes and didn't help) Lots of other shit like that but the worst i ever was ........
I was outside and my friend decided he was cold and wanted to go inside. I waited about and hour and went and called on him to come out again but he said he wouldn't so i got pissed. I went around to the back of his house and grabbed his hockey stick. I went back out front and procedded to smash every single x-mas light I could get hold of. His dad came out and chased me home. Well my rents obvoisly had to replace them all but the kicker was i smashed the bulds so bad that they had to use needlenosed pliers to unscrew them from the sockets. It was - 15 Celcius and because they had to use the pliers they couldn't wear gloves so they got frost bite all over thier hands. My dad caught pneumonia and ended in the hospital for 2 months. I was 6.
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When i was like 4-5 I used to be way racist, like i would always say niggar and beaner in public and when i would watch tv if some black guy came on i would be like its a niggar! ... etc i have no idea were i learned those words but its kinda funny... lol
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whenever i was outside when i was little i would just pee wherever like at a tree or against the house. i didnt feel like going inside
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also i fingered this chick while we were playing Indiana Jones...it was some game we made up. i didnt even know whati was doing, again.
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yea i did that when playing doctor when i was like 4. haha
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when I was little everyone in my neigborhood was a boy except one girl. Since she was always hanging out with us she wanted to be a boy or something and she'd wear like boy's bathing suits and stuff when we went swimming. It always seemed to bother the parents and I never understood why since when we were 3 she looked exactly the same as us.
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its wrong when you pee on a tree thats in your front yard with a street 50 feet from the tree
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a tree 50 ft from a street is game to me. 25 isnt bad ethier. my worst was throwing shit into my neigboors pool in the summer. i was like maybe 4 or 5 and me and my buddys would take crab apples and throw them over the fence, we obv wernt tall enough to see over. so the neighboors would find these apples or be in the pool, bombs away
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I believe I once put nails under my nails car tires for no reason. Popped two of em'.
My brother, and our two best friends at the time used to sneak alchohol whenever our parents had parties. not much, but sips were enough (I was maybe..4?5?) and then we'd go out into the street and run out in the road in front of cars to make them stop. Then we'd yell "Chicken!"
I also once tried to poison my friend. Just for laughs. With a meixture of household chemicals.
apparently I was a physcopath.
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when i was about 5 or 6 me and my friends would take peoples male after the mailman came and burn in to roast marshmellows
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haha eddie, u told me about peeing in the radioator the other day, that shit is classic!
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sucking on titties in public
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doctor was the best game... if i could get away with the shit i did during the doctor game now....
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speaking of urination, i peed on a sidewalk during gus macker when i was 4, for those of you who dont know, gus macker is a big 3 on 3 basketball tournament that brings thousands of people into town every year
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haha this thread is going down with boning a girl well dancing thread
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Balmex is not like playdough. And it does not come off the TV, yourself, the carpet, and your bed with a cool tools flathead screwdriver
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going up to the mailman, whipping out your penis and saying "check out this trick!"
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roll down stairs in sleeping bags
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hahahah some of these are so jokes
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pshhh i did that too. and my mom was like "no not again!" and then she'd drain it and fill it back up and i just sat there with a smile on my face.
i hid behind my couch and ate toothpaste out of the tube because i knew id get in trouble for it
I always hid in the dryer.. Once i peed in there. my mom was pretty upset.
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I used to go in my bathroom at night, and made sure evreyone was sleeping, then i would eat the toothpaste right out of the tube!!! It was not minty kind, it was like muppet baby toothpaste. Damn that stuff hit the spot!
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one time i got sooooo mad at my parents and they grounded me in my room saying "your only allowed out for meals and a bath." little did they know i was born a smartass. i had to pee and according to them, using the washroom wasnt one of the conditions htat i could leave my room, so i used the heating duct for my urin and feces. the whole house stank like it and my parents questioned it a couple days later and i said 'well you said i could only come out for meals and a bath...that doesnt include washroom and i really had to go'. my dad then backhanded me and sent me up to my room with no meal and a bloody lip
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wen i was like 5, wen i went to the grocery store , wen i had to pee i used too pee behind ppls' tires.
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