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i totalled my moms car

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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
just thought you guys would like to know that i, Dan Maguire, the official ns guy thats always there but no one cares about, totalled his moms car today, no ones hurt and my mom didnt really care either
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'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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Jun 12 2003 10:29PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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wow, u must be rich if your mom didnt care that u totaled the car.
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Jun 12 2003 10:30PM
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cj
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i thouhgt i was the guy thats always ther and nobody cares about...no wait, i did create THE BEST THREAD EVER
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Jun 12 2003 10:30PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
no im not at all rich, but she was gonna get a new one soon anyway
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 12 2003 10:32PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
she still cant sell it and get money for a new car.
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Jun 12 2003 10:35PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
except insurance is gonna give her a check for like $4000
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 12 2003 10:38PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Yeah, she'll get a pretty little check for the value of the car based on mileage alone. Just gotta pay the deductable.
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Jun 12 2003 11:36PM
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CameIToeJam
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what kind of car was it?? and howd you do it??


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Jun 13 2003 12:05AM
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skier_chick_360
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ya insurance SUCKS!
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Jun 13 2003 12:26AM
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Darknight002
Posts: 188 - Karma: 10
yeah i was drving myt brother last saturday on this weak ass interchange and was fully stopped, and this lady comes from behind at like 15 and nails the shit outta my back bumper. $5500 in damage..luckily she gotta pay for it w/ insuarance.
Jun 13 2003 1:55AM
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221
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when I was 15 (only had a learners license) my parents went outta town for the weekend. One of my friends just got his license and convinced me to take my moms car and go rip around with him. so both our cars are full of people, its like 9, 10 pm on a friday night and I'm in my moms car driving like a total jackass on main roads. On the way home, I'm chasing my friends car doing 160 in a 80 zone in an 89 Dynasty and all of a sudden, the engine dies. so I coast within a few blocks of home (thats how fast I was going) and we push the car into the garage. I figured I was dead, but when my parents came home, i didnt have the balls to tell them what happened. My dad was freakin and my mom was like 'thats when cars break down, when you leave them sit for a few days' so they get it fixed - blown water pump, snapped timing belt $800. and they still dont know I did it. If I ever get rich, I'll take them to dinner, buy them a car and then explain the whole thing. yup.

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Jun 13 2003 10:48AM
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Muppet
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your lucky that she doesn't care how did it happen?


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Jun 13 2003 11:47AM
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miss_hevern87
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haha my friend (who shall remain nameless...cuz she's on here) let this stupid as sean kid drive her moms new ford escape and he tried to take a corner too fast and almost rolled it and hit a pole and a fence...


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Jun 13 2003 12:50PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
nice 221, your story is great, i might sometime take my dads car out since i dont have a liscence yet but i gotta learn how to drive stick better, its a sick 73 cuda too
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Jun 13 2003 12:55PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
ha, wow, my mom just totalled her van the other night. some guy plowed into her. shes fine though, the van is fucked up. I hope we can get it replaced, cause that was the slickest ski car. you could load so many people in it, and it was all wheel drive.






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Jun 13 2003 12:56PM
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221
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***I take no responsibility for people raging their parents vehicles*** But its fun as hell if you dont get caught.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'
Jun 13 2003 3:35PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
do NOT take out the cuda!!!!!!! especially if you can't fucking drive!!! (I can't either, don't worry) Don't burn out the clutch, or fuck up a great piece of machinery for a damn joyride.....

wait till he lets you drive that car.....
go crash a LeBaron instead.

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Jun 13 2003 4:20PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
WHAT?!?!?! No more van! that sucks! that thing was the sweetest thing ever. It was ghetto as hell but it was still sweet. You better get another one.
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Jun 13 2003 4:23PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
dude it was a 97 taurus wagon, and it was my fault
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 13 2003 4:40PM
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FreeSkier8547
Posts: 64 - Karma: 10
the van was pimp-diggity
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Jun 13 2003 6:10PM
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