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Queer Ostriches a tribute to alpentalik

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linejibber550
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#1: Hello i would like to invest in aggro stuff funding.
#2: Ok, what is your name sir.
#1: It's Bob but my friends call me Bojangles.
Trizzle da Shizzle Mr. Bojangles ebonics rhymes with chronics. Bobby Joe Ann is cool





alpentalik is my hero!
Jun 12 2003 12:31AM
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Line1260x
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
uh......what?




they call me doctor love
Jun 12 2003 12:33AM
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Ronin
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bobby joe ann is NOT cool.
Jun 12 2003 12:35AM
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rsd
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now would be a good time for Froggy, or for 'i dont get this thread, so here is a monkey humping a robot' ahahaha that was the best

-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj

' guys are far from evil. We're like little bunnies'-itsbackfliptime
Jun 12 2003 12:42AM
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Froggy
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Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated
Jun 12 2003 1:22AM
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caleBCaleb
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-Caleb
(SMS SESSION 2)
''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)

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Jun 12 2003 1:37AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
BAM, right when they are needed most
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
Jun 12 2003 2:50AM
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TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsJik
Posts: 622 - Karma: 20
man, if I had a nickel for everytime that happened....
Jun 12 2003 3:45AM
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schlonginator
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nice one switchrodeo5




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'Make love to a Beer - you can't get it pregnant ! '
Jun 12 2003 5:40AM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
Yes finally froggy posts in my thread with a monkey humping a robot, that was my goal for this thread thank you all of you mostly froggy and that horny monkey but whatever



alpentalik is my hero!
Jun 12 2003 2:24PM
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lineskier10
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i suggest that you check yourself into a local mental facility immediately
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
Jun 12 2003 2:28PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
thankyou, froggy and swicth rodeo!!!

-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj

' guys are far from evil. We're like little bunnies'-itsbackfliptime
Jun 12 2003 6:16PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
yeah that was nice.. like BAM one after another


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
Jun 12 2003 6:36PM
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homocidal-grandson2021
Posts: 70 - Karma: 9
mmmmmmmmm.... monkey!
Dec 22 2003 5:36PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351

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-Dan
DiNoMyTe!
Dec 22 2003 6:30PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
fuckwad titcock shitpussy
*$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$*

-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r
Dec 22 2003 6:35PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Hahaha did you get that from Bad Art?





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Dec 22 2003 6:37PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,351
NO!
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-Dan
DiNoMyTe!
Dec 22 2003 6:43PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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hey fagjibber


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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Dec 22 2003 6:51PM
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west
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Wow your about as gay as that picture.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Dec 22 2003 6:57PM
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