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Dog Farts OMFG!!!!

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Gnl.Weirdness
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Ok so I am sitting here posting away on NS. All of a sudden the air in the room is replaced by a foul rotten smell.

I look to the ground and my yellow lab is looking at me grinning.

I swear dogs do it purposefully.
Jan 17 2007 4:41PM
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Calb3rt
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my old lab used to smell terrible. if my german wired hair gets in the garbage or compost its the foulest thing immaginable
Jan 17 2007 4:48PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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my dog will fart and run away like full speed, no joke. yesterday he farted and it was all wet and flappy, he got up and RAN away form his awful stench. son of a bitch(litterally)
Jan 17 2007 4:50PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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yeh labs are the shit though.

This one is blind since 4, and now dying of liver cancer or something along those lines and she just doesn't give a FUCK.

She is still mad playful, happy 24/7, even though she runs into mad stuff.

Seriously I don't think I will ever own a dog other then labs, they are just to much fun and never seem to let life beat them.
Jan 17 2007 4:51PM
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Calb3rt
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yeah mine was a black lab and he was blind from cataracks and his body was just shutting down but his mind was still there, he was always wagging his tail and walking into things he didn't really care. he was so old it sucked having to put him down because i had since i was 3.
Jan 17 2007 4:55PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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yeh, had an 18 year old lab we had to put down when I was young, that shit sucked.
Jan 17 2007 4:59PM
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hartig
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my dog does hit and runs
Jan 17 2007 5:56PM
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4ReeL_
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oh ya the crop dusters are the worst
Jan 17 2007 5:57PM
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hoodratz47
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dunno my buddy had this pug.. and like all youd hear was a squeek and then .. FUCK THE WORLD.. like i rember my eyes watering and shit.. having to go out side to gather myslef. yeah.. cat farts ar bad
Jan 17 2007 6:17PM
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soulskier
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i only remember my dog doing it once when i was 6, it was long and drawn out
Jan 17 2007 7:50PM
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garrett.
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sometimes when my dog farts he scares himself and looks around like what the fuck was that
Jan 17 2007 7:54PM
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JAYTRON
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I have a Springer Spaniel who does that shit all the time. I'll be on the computer and he'll just sleep at my feet, then I'll feel him like stretching out. Then like 30 seconds later the most atrocious smell fills the whole basement, its terrible. I honestly have to run out of the room half the time.
Jan 17 2007 7:54PM
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squeakywaffle
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http://www.google.com/search?q=dogfart
Jan 17 2007 8:09PM
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pbplaya69
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my labs have terrible farts too.
Jan 17 2007 8:25PM
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Black-Bandanna
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bahhahahahahahahahhaha

My dog does the same thing.
Jan 17 2007 8:25PM
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Ben.
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yeah mine too she will look at her ass like wtf was that?
Jan 17 2007 8:28PM
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