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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341
me -dear penis i dont think i like you any more , us to be just me and you paper towel and a dirty magizen

penis - dear charles i dont think i like you any more , csue when you get the drinking you put me places i have never been
Jan 17 2007 4:08PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
dear penis- sorry i jacked it with soap as a lube, the rash hurts

HAHAHA
Jan 17 2007 4:09PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
dear tyler- its cool, we had a good time while it lasted
Jan 17 2007 4:10PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
dear penis: keep up the good work

dear steve: no problem !
Jan 17 2007 4:15PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
haha, just so you know its not dear Charles, it's dear Rodney:P
Jan 17 2007 4:20PM
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XXL_Steeze
Posts: 1746 - Karma: 15
dear penis: sorry I tried to kill you by putting a plastic sack over you
Jan 17 2007 4:22PM
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derick
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 11
hha charles what a fuck up
Jan 17 2007 4:25PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
your penis should fire YOU then, respek.
Jan 17 2007 4:25PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
dear penis,
why do you sting like im pissin out fire?
Jan 17 2007 4:26PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
dear penis: go on without me
Jan 17 2007 4:32PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
Dear penis-nice haircut.

Dear jamie-thanks man, it was all you
Jan 17 2007 4:35PM
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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341
yeah i know i was listening to that when i made this hahahah best song ever
Jan 17 2007 4:41PM
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CMF
Posts: 1918 - Karma: 16
hahahahahahahha
Jan 17 2007 4:42PM
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peak28
Posts: 200 - Karma: 10
dear penis- Please stop getting so angry when i look at porn, you wont soften up and then you spit all over me when i touch u.
Jan 17 2007 4:53PM
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gangsteeze101
Posts: 419 - Karma: 10
dear penis:want some a dis chronic dog?
dear matt: im down
Jan 17 2007 4:56PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
dear penis, you ready for another go?

dear brian, of course, im always up for it
Jan 17 2007 5:56PM
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AtomicTweaker
Posts: 2341 - Karma: 16
Dear Penis- You think you can handle this one?

Dear Andre- Naw man, its gonna take AT LEAST 3 more beers
Jan 17 2007 5:59PM
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anna*
Posts: 1701 - Karma: 10
hahaha thats awesome.

glad to know your neat too. unlike some other guys i know...ergh.
Jan 17 2007 6:12PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
dear wangdoodle.... why do you try to hide up my ass
dear jim..... cause i dont want to get eatin by that snapper!
Jan 17 2007 6:15PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
hahaha, thats a good one
Jan 17 2007 6:17PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
I'm quite proud of my mane
Jan 17 2007 6:19PM
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anna*
Posts: 1701 - Karma: 10
i take back what i said.


Jan 17 2007 6:20PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
me: dear penis, whats up?

penis: ME!!



HHAHA ROFL ROFL HAHAHEIFHABHAE
Jan 17 2007 6:20PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
dear penis-how does it feel being the biggest one in the class?
Jan 17 2007 6:26PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
hahahahahah
Jan 17 2007 6:38PM
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AtomicTweaker
Posts: 2341 - Karma: 16
i had doubts about this thread, but its pretty good haha
Jan 17 2007 6:43PM
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jibvermont
Posts: 910 - Karma: 10
dear penis, i love you.

vagina, who is this penis and what did you do with him?
Jan 17 2007 6:44PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
std's son
Jan 17 2007 6:58PM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
i am sorry el gato.
Jan 17 2007 7:03PM
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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341
you us to watch me shave
now all you do is stare at the floor
penis i dont like you any more
Jan 17 2007 7:13PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
i think thats a haiku^^^
Jan 17 2007 7:15PM
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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341
it is actually a song
Jan 17 2007 7:22PM
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SilkyJohnson
Posts: 673 - Karma: 43
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Jan 17 2007 7:28PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
hahahahahah
Jan 17 2007 7:36PM
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da-bling
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 11
hahaha
Jan 17 2007 7:39PM
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big+white
Posts: 371 - Karma: 11
thats a funny song ..
Jan 17 2007 8:02PM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
hahahaha i liked that comic thing
Jan 17 2007 8:07PM
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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
Dear Penis: So, how are things between you, left testi and right testi

Dear John: Cant complain, has long has they keep providing the materials Ill be more than happy to make good use of them.
Jan 17 2007 8:59PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
Dear Penis, I'm sorry I fucked up that 270 on.

Dear Jesse, You fuckin' prick! I need some ice pronto!
Jan 17 2007 9:03PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
My penis can only read brale. I cannot. It makes communication difficult.
Jan 17 2007 9:18PM
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Drewykins
Posts: 230 - Karma: 12
Dear Clops, thanx you really give me a reason for life, and i just wanted to say thanx for all of the enjoyment over the years, and what we've done together. we have been with each other for so long and (crying) lets go make love!

Dear Drew, de nada, si deja tener
Jan 17 2007 9:38PM
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Drewykins
Posts: 230 - Karma: 12
sexo!
Jan 17 2007 9:39PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
dear penis, im glad you threw up on that chicks face.

-yeah man she was a real bitch.
Jan 18 2007 12:08AM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
haha i had a similar problem on a down rail last weekend but i apologized and we are friends again
Jan 18 2007 12:16AM
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Krazy_Karl
Posts: 540 - Karma: 10
dear charles: 5 bucks and the corner of central and 5th street
Jan 18 2007 12:43AM
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