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Dry humping illegal in utah...
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From the utefans.net message board...
This just in...Utah Legislature unanimously passes bill to criminalize dry humping...
by PumpinGas4Lenny-Ute
2007-01-16 12:35:06
In a bold move republican legislators have brazenly pushed their bill through that will ban dry humping in colleges throughout the state.
Representive Buttars said, "this kind of behavior has gone on long enough with our young people." He further stated, "It is a mortal sin to gratify yourself this way."
When told about the new law BYU coeds overwelmingly showed their disdain. Randy, a senior at the Y said, "It's not a sin to dry hump on a Saturday night."
Cindy a freshman at BYU complained saying, "it's not like we are going all the way or anything, we are just having some sweet action."
Reno Mahe a graduate, and NFL player said, "dry humping kept me safe while I was in school, it was when I went further that got me in big time trouble."
Lawmakers feel that if they can eliminate dry humping from the colleges and universities, they can reduce the number of unwanted pregnancies at BYU.
Students in violation of this law will have ten hours of community service, and have to watch a state approved video on dry humping and the dangers that become of it.
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What the fuck
how can they catch you dryhump?
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Like the South Park episode, dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb...
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im not gonna lie....dry humping has kept me from having sex many times
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so much anger... go see someone.. u might hurt yourself
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Jeff Kiesel says: DAMNIT!!!
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Word. But so funny. Crazy old political men. Their generation will die out soon enough.
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Jea, I'm mormon and I live by BYU. There is no way that law is going to pass(if it's true). If it's true then fuck religon.
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its not anger, just pointing out that people have no idea what they are talking about.
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FUCK UTAH (minus park city)
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They should outlaw boners and hard nipples too.
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AHHAHAHA thats so stupid.
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maybe thell just all stand in a big room with huge feathers and tickel each others noses till they sneeze so they can say god bless you. AT THE SAME TIME
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learn how to spell dipshit
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hahahah!!! how can you get pregnant from that/!
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Im pretty sure that it says that they can wear shorts in there.
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still stupid tho. I would not want to live under that kind of standards
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Meh, I don't why you guys see it as a bad thing. I would be fucking ecstatic.
*Couple starts dry humping*
Dude: We should probably just have sex, I don;t want any trouble with the law.
Chick: Oh fuck, you're right.
*Guy gets laid instead of dry humping*
Problem goddamn solved. If this is true, then I would like to thank these politicians for helping the youth of Utah get some real action.
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This is rediculous. I love how the legislature just takes away everybodys rights to have fun.
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I was actually talking about the BYU dress code
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Its Utah...and they're Mormons, they dont fuck. I believe it might even be against campus policy to do so but dont quote me on that.
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Fuck, good call. Didn't even factor that one in.
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hahaa, id dryhump just so i could see this retarted video haha
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