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This just in...Utah Legislature unanimously passes bill to criminalize dry humping...

by PumpinGas4Lenny-Ute
2007-01-16 12:35:06

In a bold move republican legislators have brazenly pushed their bill through that will ban dry humping in colleges throughout the state.

Representive Buttars said, "this kind of behavior has gone on long enough with our young people." He further stated, "It is a mortal sin to gratify yourself this way."

When told about the new law BYU coeds overwelmingly showed their disdain. Randy, a senior at the Y said, "It's not a sin to dry hump on a Saturday night."

Cindy a freshman at BYU complained saying, "it's not like we are going all the way or anything, we are just having some sweet action."

Reno Mahe a graduate, and NFL player said, "dry humping kept me safe while I was in school, it was when I went further that got me in big time trouble."

Lawmakers feel that if they can eliminate dry humping from the colleges and universities, they can reduce the number of unwanted pregnancies at BYU.

Students in violation of this law will have ten hours of community service, and have to watch a state approved video on dry humping and the dangers that become of it.