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hi i'm nick, i live on the east coast. It rains here a lot! and there's no snow! if your a family living out west and are seeking a son please let me know. I will work for lift tickets. thanks.
we got a foot of snow last night, and there is empty rooms at my house cause we all go to boarding school, but i dont think my parents want another kid, sorry.
Don't make me tell them what list you're on in school. I'm on the same list but I'm not ashamed. I mean damn, who wouldn't want me?
Disclaimer: I am in no shape, way or form cocky. This was meant to be a joke even if it is terrible I can admit it and laugh at myself. Comments are not neccesary.
since we all know families want nice non slutty daughters rather than potsmoking boys... Put me up for adoption too! I'll always appreciate meals, walk too and from school, and buy my own clothes. I give very good backrubs and pay my own credit card bills!
i wanna be adopted!
colorado would be awesome!
i am an excellent cook, i clean, i can take care of animals and pets, i can caddy, i can be a "ballboy" or referee in tennis, i'm very low maintenance, i don't eat alot, and can babysit. i can also replace your slutty, spoiled, bratty daughter, or i can replace your high, dirty, man whore-ish son.
all you would have to do is let me ski everyday or every other day.
lmao.
i have an extra room in the loft at my house, i live with 2 roommates, and will allow you to live here in beautiful snowfilled colorado on the condition that my house is always spotless. I have a 2007 yamaha apex mountain se, which will do 0 - 60mph is less than 2 seconds. i live less than 2 minutes (walking time) from jibij pro-shop. all you have to do is clean my house daily, like a butler or maid, only you get to ski, a lot.
Like I said, he's 32 years old and lives with his mom. She'd probly pay anyone to take him but the only thing is he smells and likes to hit on anything that can walk. Kinda freaky if you ask me.
my name a achmel i came fro village in ukraine, i vvey cleen yung man and i enjoy wet btahs standing up, i's likes to strap wood to my feet and ski down wet grass, white grass thinks may be nicer to woodslide, plez condifres adoptes me to lives in callarodos its be nice time yes
I've got an extra empty bedroom, a cute little dog that needs as many walks/adventures as she can get, and over 9 feet of snow! Having someone to do my laundry and help me perfect steezy 3s would be great.
yo im up for adoption too.... i can cook ramen noodles, and eat cereal 24/7 dont need to do laundry ever,,,, and ill work for lift ticketsss and beer! haha