Replying to Worst ski day ever/ LOON SUCKS

Me and Sean skiied at loon but on the way there, I went down a hill at like 90+ mph which is a auto $1000 fine in NH but the popo "gave me a break" and said i went 90 mph and gave me a ticket for $350. THEN on the mountain, my mom calls me and goes the police called the house. and iwas like o for the speeding ticket? and my mom goes "what speeding ticket?" and i was like ooo shit double whammy. and she was like you got charged with 1st degree attempted assault with a deadly weapon. Cuz this parking attendant signaled for me to pull into the parking space and kept telling me to edge in. everytime i step on my accelerator, my engine revs a ton cuz its an audi a6 and its fast. I was also laughing to myself in the car cuz the two attendants were like joking around and i thought they were trying to be funny and so the parking attendant thinks i was purposely trying to hit him. Not to mention i waqs wearing my XL furhood jacket which made me look like some punk thug kid. And so he called hte cops later that day and filed charges. So i had to spend the afternoon in an interrogation office at the Lincoln NH police station giving my statement and my side of the story. The whole situation was a huuuuuge misunderstanding and it sucks cuz i have no witness but the fuckup parking attendant has his friend. They didnt even say anything when i walked away. had they said something, i wouldve immediately apologized. in his statement, the parking attendant said "i didnt say anything cuz i was too pissed and i was [quote] gonna beat the shit out of him (me) if i looked at him" riiiight. AKA youre trying to get workman's comp.Who does that? They go to the PoPo to report some kid without telling him the situation. What minimum wage fuckups. BOYCOTT LOON. GET THOSE FUCKERS FIRED. On top of that, my bro broke his skis, fractured his back, and broke some bones in his hand from a bad fall.