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Five40Guy
Posts: 4733 - Karma: 39
All the golfers in here who enjoy the game say something to let us know your alive...

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Jun 9 2003 11:14PM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
i play every week with my skiing buddies at their private course.
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Jun 9 2003 11:16PM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 675
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Jun 9 2003 11:20PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
when I'm not skiing I'm golfing.

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Jun 10 2003 12:02AM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
It's not called golf, its called wak fawk... and yeah... it is fun, i drove a par 4 on friday and made my 8 foot eagle putt.


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Jun 10 2003 12:35AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i only play like twice a year now,i used to play 5 times everyday


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Jun 10 2003 12:40AM
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turning_tricks
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
I golf...alot i work at a course too!
Jun 10 2003 1:03AM
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yetirolfe
Posts: 1388 - Karma: 10
I PLAY GOLF AS MUCH AS I CAN
Jun 10 2003 1:06AM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
ya golf is fun... me and my girls hit up the country club every day, and we are all doing golf team for school
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Jun 10 2003 1:12AM
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turning_tricks
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
yeah I was a varsity golfer
Jun 10 2003 1:17AM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
I used to golf alot on the school team, but recently have put it on hold so I could ski and climb more...but it's still fun for sure.
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Jun 10 2003 3:30AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
i usually golf every weekend im pretty bad but im getting better

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Jun 10 2003 8:20AM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,239
I usually get really frusterated by the end of the first hole so I just end up getting really blazed before the second hole and I play like 10 times worse but it is wayyyyyy more fun.

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Jun 10 2003 9:50AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
I golf. i suck miserably. but its fun.
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Jun 10 2003 10:27AM
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Dominic
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
i wanna start golfing. some people at my skool do it everyday
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Jun 10 2003 11:28AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
do it/\, its so dam fun. it can be frustrating at first, but all you need is a little hand eye coordination but once you pick up how to hit hte ball, its a bitch to master
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Jun 10 2003 12:18PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
i play. tis fun. i golfed high once and it was the funnest time of my life. We had golf carts and it was muddy out. we were doing 180s and donuts and stuff. twas insane.
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Jun 10 2003 12:22PM
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jibberjason
Posts: 1087 - Karma: 10
golf balls are expensive.
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Jun 10 2003 12:43PM
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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
i play golf like once a week cause i get a free 9 holes cause i work at a golf coarse...i caddy...its not a bad job you get mad crazy tips cause i work at one of the most expensive CC's in ohio. and yeah golf balls are expensve and so much science is in that little thing.
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Jun 10 2003 1:05PM
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tallboys
Posts: 257 - Karma: 10
Havent had the chance to play much lately but i played on my high school team back i high school


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Jun 10 2003 1:15PM
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mmm4twintips
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 11
i have a brand new set of clubs but i never have time to go so they are still brand new.

I did take them out of the box and put them in the bag.
Jun 10 2003 6:25PM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
what does everyone shoot? i shoot in the 90's mostly low 90's
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Jun 10 2003 6:48PM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
90s.
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Jun 10 2003 6:54PM
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GeneralDisorder
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 18
pphhhwww.. i'm glad im not the only one that sucks!
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Jun 10 2003 6:57PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
I shoot low 80's, I'm also on my school's golf team, which is easily the toughest varsity sport offered.


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Jun 10 2003 6:57PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
prolly around an 85
Jun 10 2003 6:57PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,354
I work at a golf course and am terrible. I never really actually play even though I can golf for free. I just use the driving range like 2-3 times a week. I shoot 90's.
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Jun 10 2003 7:02PM
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chris_01
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
during the school golf season i play 3-4 times a week, and 1-2 a week otherwise. high 70s-low 80s. golf really helps the summer pass faster.

getting stuck behind a slow group really sucks al gore's vagina. bringing a fris along to toss around while waiting is key.
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Jun 10 2003 7:07PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
best i ever shot was like a 79. what a great day. that what back in the day when i played alot. then mommy quit the club, so i went ghetto and hit up the put put park. i dominate.

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Jun 10 2003 7:42PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
i shoot in the high 90s usually, but its always one hole that screws me over
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Jun 10 2003 7:53PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
85-90 and i usually play the first couple holes, then smoke a fatty and just kick it by a lake.
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
Jun 10 2003 8:00PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
i only get to play bout once or twice a year... its damn hard


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Jun 10 2003 8:10PM
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Huck2live1612
Posts: 407 - Karma: 11
i was on the golf team never played in a meet and played about 5 tomes a weeks during the summer i play about 3=4 times a week i shoot mid but mostly high 90's
me: what the hell is that?
sister:its a boat u dumbass
me:well what the fuck do they nedd it for? the shitheads
Jun 10 2003 8:35PM
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Newskoolkavana
Posts: 2098 - Karma: 19
i play like twice a week in the summer, im gettin a little better but its fun anyways



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Jun 10 2003 9:06PM
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tallboys
Posts: 257 - Karma: 10
i shoot around 80


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Jun 10 2003 9:09PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
fuck golf


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Jun 10 2003 9:11PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i usually shoot in the 80's. I was on the JV team this year.

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Jun 10 2003 9:47PM
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