Replying to Wiping your ass

i know there used to be a legendery thread but thats liek 4 years old now.. but my question is.. are you a ply er some one that pulls off indavidual sheets and wipes your ass or are you a wadder by fliping the roll as hard as you cand and getting a wad at least 2 times bigger than your hand.. or are you a dirty french man and spray douche your ass, and a nother thing..... who poops after they get out of the shower i mean like you end up with the worst dingleberry problem ever and then your ass hair gets ripped out and you cant sit and yout g/f is laughing at you... but fuck man..