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Wiping your ass

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hoodratz47
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i know there used to be a legendery thread but thats liek 4 years old now.. but my question is.. are you a ply er some one that pulls off indavidual sheets and wipes your ass or are you a wadder by fliping the roll as hard as you cand and getting a wad at least 2 times bigger than your hand.. or are you a dirty french man and spray douche your ass, and a nother thing..... who poops after they get out of the shower i mean like you end up with the worst dingleberry problem ever and then your ass hair gets ripped out and you cant sit and yout g/f is laughing at you... but fuck man..
Jan 13 2007 12:52PM
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Mezmerize19
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Im a wadder. I dont want any shit on my hands
Jan 13 2007 12:53PM
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hoodratz47
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well the cameras did not get the quailty i wanted
Jan 13 2007 12:54PM
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ThaLetterM.
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bahahaha

because of that comment ill answer to this gay ass thread.

im a wadder. i tried folding one time and got shit all over my hands. not a good scene

also i wipe standing up...is that weird?
Jan 13 2007 1:00PM
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hoodratz47
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like you dont get the right spred if you dont stand and it lets your cock get that last drips of piss out
Jan 13 2007 1:02PM
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soulskier
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i wrap a few sheets around my hand, then remove from hand and wipe

and when i need to take a huge dump, i lay some tp in the water to prevent backsplash
Jan 13 2007 1:05PM
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hoodratz47
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back splash OMG>>>>>> thats worse then having your cock hit the front of the toilt.. i hate that and it hits your asshole and you like goddamit..... my ass is shitty cold and wet.
Jan 13 2007 1:06PM
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andrewg
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haha i used to do that
Jan 13 2007 1:07PM
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andrewg
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**when i was younger of course. like age 8
Jan 13 2007 1:07PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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sitting, wadder, back to front then front to back to keep tha gooch clean.
Jan 13 2007 1:13PM
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soulskier
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any ambiwipers out there?
Jan 13 2007 1:18PM
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oSe
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SEARCHBAR!
this topic has been covered in like 2 different occasions atleast
completely covered, im sure if u USED the searchbar and re read those threads you would have MORE then enuff to satisfy your little scat interest
Jan 13 2007 1:22PM
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Mezmerize19
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I still crinch a little when you post without pictures
Jan 13 2007 1:23PM
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leckett1
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too bad the toilet cult still isnt around
Jan 13 2007 2:03PM
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da-bling
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def use more then 1 sheet
Jan 13 2007 3:01PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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I wad up up a few sheets. I try to not do more than 3. Save the trees I guess. I also wipe from the front which is apparently a weird way of doing it.
Jan 13 2007 3:04PM
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JazzyJ
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i alternate. and you guys stand up right?
Jan 13 2007 3:15PM
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Luc.
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wtf? u stand up?? is it just me or is that weird?? its all about the front side lean.
Jan 13 2007 3:52PM
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JazzyJ
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yea its not a completely straight normal stance. its like inbetween crouching down and standing up
Jan 13 2007 4:09PM
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Wis_Skier_23
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I wipe standing up...I hate it when you wake up with a woodie and you accidently dip your dick in the water...bad times
Jan 13 2007 4:52PM
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PurpleSkier
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the bacteria in human feces can penetrate 9 layers of TP
Jan 13 2007 4:55PM
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gangsteeze101
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when i was little i didnt know how to wipe my ass and so my babysitter did it for me and i had to stand up for her to get to my ass so eversince then i wipe standing up but then couple months ago my dad walked in while i was wiping and hes like wat r u doing? and i said wipin ma butt and he says then why r u standing up? so now i wipe sitting down but i always miss and remember the clean fresh feeling of wiping standing up
Jan 13 2007 5:41PM
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GnarBurger
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im a wadder
Jan 13 2007 6:20PM
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philipc
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i sit, wipe my ass from the back, and everytime i do a swipe at my ass i look at it to see if theres any brown stuff left. i keep wiping until the brown stuff is gone. then i dap my cock so i dont get cock drips in my pants. 


Jan 13 2007 6:26PM
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hoodratz47
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yeah there are two threads to this and there both pretty old so i figured new input was needed.... so fuck off kid and who cares if i get off on fudge dragons its better then watching 14 year old boys making k.nex penis
Jan 13 2007 10:20PM
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*i<3snow*
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ahahahah i remember toilet. Or..TOILET!!!!!
Jan 13 2007 10:50PM
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zepscratch
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haha same here
Jan 13 2007 10:58PM
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Tony_G
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hahaha man same here, just minus thecock daping i just jiggle it alot to prevent the drips, but on sometimes id get a chuby from the jiggling
Jan 13 2007 11:05PM
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hoodratz47
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please discribe this "dap"
Jan 15 2007 1:55PM
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Sean...M
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does anyone else wipe from under the front, not reach behind? i feel like a loner here... and i fold my squares neetly =D
Jan 15 2007 8:13PM
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